Haile

So pretty much out of nowhere, I got kicked from the game and informed that my account is closed. Why?

I'm pretty aware of that, thanks.

This is a freemium game in a Capitalist economic system. That requires either your patience or your money. RNG can also fuck you. I don't like the latter bit either, but deal with it.

I got 0/8 yesterday, so yeah, that is pretty nice! I ain't mad, that's just how RNG works.

Rarer girls have better combat stats. Fanny & Fione is my Alpha, they're the best in Charm combat, and they're Legendary. See here for more. Edit: Beach Samane is my Beta by pure luck. 3 stars and still better than a lot of 5 star commons.

At above: pre-paid cards from Visa are generally treated as credit cards when it comes to processing, so there's that.

RNJesus hates you, that's all. I ain't got his drop either but I don't expect it yet.

I doubt it too, just found it interesting. I did look into buying refills by the minute. Because the cost in Kobans is rounded to whole numbers, I couldn't make a more straightforward equation, so I went with the refill cost the second after the combativity hits 0 with 30 minutes remaining.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL PROBABLY JUST A COINCIDENCE I've always been a bit of a numberphile. The other day, when I went to figure out just how worth it paying an upgrade was for a girl versus the fighting the upper limit of Fredy, I discovered something interesting (spoilers: if she's under five stars fight, otherwise save Kobans). Shaving off the thousands, I found that one Koban is worth about 2,731.4814...k each relative to Fredy's upper limit, or in other words, 590/216. That number looked oddly familiar to me, so I tried adding one to the denominator. There, I got about 2.7188940092165898617511520737327. That was looking VERY familiar to me, since e -a very important number in math- is about 2.7182818284590452353602874713527- less than 0.0225% of a difference. Hence, I propose that with some simple rounding errors added into the mix, the internal equation for Koband to in-money conversion is y = 1000e(x+1), wherein y is money and x is Kobans at the optimal rate of mob fighting, while x is not equal to zero.

Okay, ain't going to lie. I complain here for good luck since it seems to come whenever I do. Just got the twins 1900 Kobans spent, and since I've collected affection items over a period of months to the tune of having 138,551 points to give there, the rest of this should go pretty fast.

Don't worry, I'm chasing the twins this time with nearly 4000 Kobans plus time knowing full well I won't get them, after failing to get them last time with about 1000 Kobans. Some of us just have shit luck.

I'd sell my account at this point if it weren't against the TOS. Missing the first and only 5-star charmer when I've been saving up two months of affection to use her is bullshit.

I will eat my pack of cigarettes live on cam if I get the twins in the next three battles.

I knew I wouldn't get the twins, which sucks as a Lover, but at least I can say I tried my best. I've done something to piss off RN Jesus.

The last girl drop I've gotten was from Finalmecia. Since then I've gotten max level on Roko about a week ago and spent just under 1000 Kobans on refills trying for this contest.