Porker

As I'm going through the latest story update, I've come to notice the incredibly immaculate image that I have dubbed "Smug Squishy™". Man, look at that shit. Look at that unbridled confidence; bear witness to that smug-as-hell smirk; feast your eyes upon the SSS-Tier Smoking Sexy Style; come to grips with the fact that you are unworthy of this slippery shortstack's mere gaze as you sit there behind your device, beaten and bruised cock in hand. Realize that no matter what you do, what you accomplish, what you amount to in your sad, pathetic little life, you will never be good enough to even eye-fuck this woman. Smug Squishy™ is above you in every conceivable way, and you just need to be okay with that. What's that? She'll end up in your harem eventually because that's what this game is all about? Foolishness! That is the regular Squishy, a mere fragment of Smug Squishy™'s superiority. Even if you max out her affection and bombard her with all the books you can buy, regular Squishy will still be nothing compared to the ethereal majesty that is Smug Squishy™. Smug Squishy™ is everything, and you are nothing. But yeah, I really like that picture and I think the devs should add some version of it as an avatar.

Damn, I forgot I even made this thread lol. Great to see the issue has been dealt with at last. Thanks to everyone who contributed to the process!

I was going through the Messages stories, and I've come across this issue where I cannot progress in Fairy's Messages no matter what I do. I keep getting this error message: I've already tried this several times, but I'm still stuck. I've completed the other girls' messages and they've never given me this problem. I've also tried using different browsers, search engines, and even using my mobile, but the problem persists regardless. I'd like to see the rest of this girl's story, but until this gets resolved, I can't. Is anyone else having this issue? Are there any suggestions on how I might fix this? Or am I just gonna have to wait for a bug fix?

Sometimes, RNGesus throws you a bone.

Bruh 😏

Today, RNGsus has blessed me with this holy 100 shard drop.

Bruh 😎

Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal! HH: ID 329625

RNGesus has shone his unholy light upon me once again, harem brothers! Zero kobans spent, around 50-60 fights total, and I got flowers! This along with that 100 shard drop I got for Chamelea, I've been super lucky lately. Every thing's coming up Porker! I'm gonna horrible luck in the next event aren't I?

Got Ridley after three days worth of fights, and then I spent a few days after that going after Chamelea. I got her up to 97 shards and then this happened: So yeah, got both girls and 97 gold flowers!

#69 Stephanie Gero #100 Venam Kharney I think it's a nice coincidence that my 69th and 100th girls are both demons lol.

Just finished 4th in D1. I normally try to stay in one league, but I wanted to win back all the kobans I spent getting Sara Jay.

Got her on the last day after spending around 3500 kobans on refills.

I was fortunate enough to drop Hari and Rabbi the first time this event happened, so I devoted my time to dropping Easter Bunny. Managed to get her in a couple days and I got Bunny's Mother from Epic Pachinko. I'd say this was a good event for me!

I've been having terrible luck with this event. Been trying to get Xmas Rabbi since the beginning and she hasn't dropped. Not really sweating this event though, I'm saving up my kobans for the next Legendary Days anyway. May RNGsus favor you all!