Original Lone Wolf

@lepidocter I'm not much of a poet, but if I may suggest parodies of My Universe (My Haremverse) by Coldplay, and Tower of Fame (Power of Love) by Huey Lewis & the News?

OF all the reasons to use a VPN...play HH from the Vatican is top of the list.

I love parody songs, and yes, I sang along with the video but the new words!

This was a commissioned story written a few years ago. Not my normal style or genre, but when you are getting paid to write a short story, you don't complain. The End Does that hurt a little bit? Yeah? I thought it might let me change my hand position. Ah, I can see by the look on your face that is much better. I know you want this to be over soon, but nothing done right is done in haste. Ooh, did you hear that? I hate that sound don't you? Here let do something that will stop you from hearing it. How's that? Can you still hear? No? Good. Don't worry I'm going to be very careful to make sure that this experience is truly unique for you; it will be totally to die for. Hang on a minute, you look a little pale, let me get you some water, I don't want you to pass out. <several moments pass in silence> Hello! Welcome back to the land of the awake, how are you hanging in there? Still with me? Good, I don't want you to miss any of this next part. Damn it! Don't you just hate it when your cattle prod is on the fritz? Well, I was hoping that you would be able to feel the full discharge of it, but I'll try to find something else. How about a dental drill? Oh, I see by the look in your eyes that idea terrifies you. Good. Open wide lol, I love my little jokes, you don't need to open wide, I've already busted out several of your teeth when I crammed the jaw jack in to open your mouth wide enough to break your jaw. I'm just going to use the drill to remove the rest of your teeth. Now try to stay awake this time. I'm running out of adrenaline to keep restarting your heart and throwing a bucket of ice water on you doesn't seem to affect you anymore. Well not unless I plug in the extension cords attached to your chair... Aww, come on, you're an adult, quit crying. This is going to be the highlight of your death, you don't want to ruin it by being overly emotional, do you?