lepidocter Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 (edited) Episode 2 * THE SPIDER ON THE WALL * Some month ago, in a dusty office... -Misha, I had an idea, let's do a REAL porno game!!!- -You mean so far we're joking?- -No no, I do mean a game with real porno. Not such drawings, but shots! Shots of real women!- -Like... some '90 Flash game? Ok, what's the engine?- -I had a great idea. Think of having a lot of girls, you can have sex with them, add to a list, boost their stats and y- -...Hentai Heroes once again, right?- -Something in the line.- -It's a bit annoying, but at least we don't have to feed more code monkeys. What we'll do for pics? We call some Webcam Girl and collect shots?- -Muahahaha. I had a way better idea. This is the prototype.- -Mmmm... Mmmm... Pjotr, were you got such shots?- -I had a genius strike. They are the shots used to promote videos. Cost nothing, after the delivery no one want for them anymore.- -You know such shots aren't from the video itself, but actors stage them after production?- -So what?- -They are a bit... dry. And still. I mean, I had sex with some frigid girl, but none of them was so dry. And still.- -It's a problem?- -Well, just a bit. The real problem are the girls. Don't you notice something?- -They are naked?- -They look elsewhere! Specifically, they all ideally look to the customer of the DVD/website, so in camera. Is like having sex, and your mate continually turn the head elsewhere.- -Like I do when we talk of monthly fees... I do understand.- -Look here. Asa Akira is telling to the hero 'You're a dirty son of a bitch'... and watch elsewhere.- -She's watching... a spider on the wall. The wall we don't see. The fourth wall.- -WTF is this, a mashup of Ibsen vs Spiderman? "There's a spider on the fourth wall"?- -We deliver high intellectual games...- -And they all smile to the spider on the 4th wall?- -What the fuck I know, they think spiders are fun. I found Spiderman movies quite fun, at least the Tobey Maguire ones. They look at the spider and remember of Tobey Maguire.- -So we had to call this game 'Pornstar Heroes think of Tobey Maguire'?- -Wasn't Tobey a sex symbol anyway? I do find his traits quite interesting, such good boy face inspire intense sex.- -We'll talk of this topic of you in a minute. And there's another issue. As they aren't doing real sex, but just posing, the... liquid is not for real. And is quite evident.- -Okay, okay, players need a bit of suspension of disbelief. It's a symbolic liquid. But how about 'the trick'? The boy that change body? So we don't need the same guy the whole time.- -There's a small drawback. If the guy morph in the body the girl want, that also mean *no girl* actually want for the hero. Is very depressing. And if I do sex owning another body, isn't equal manipulating another man dick?- -Now *you* are going Ibsen mode. No one notice such details. Well you did, but no one else will do. They are just dicks. Dicks that do things.- -On the topic of dicks. And Tobey Maguire. There's also a kinda ambiguity all over. I mean... -I'm . Not. Gay. I just respect virility and I'm so aware of my male identity that I don't have any problem into recognizing sexual appeal in males. If I do see a sexy man I can tell "Wow, he surely should have a juicy shaft that anyone can love to suck" with honesty- but I'm not gay for that, okay?- -I'll explain. Champions undress when you beat them, is a bit gay. And EURODICK sound like you go for dicks in Europe. I've told you once that not all thing sexuals are equal. And if you th - OH CHRIST. OH MY HOLY CHRIST, WTF IS THIS?- -There's something bad? You turned blue...- -Look her profile.- -So what? I don't see anything wrong.- -Really you don't see it?- -She's a girl, she own a female body, females look all equal to me. I suspect is a strange case of...of...- -Homosexu...- -...PROSOPAGNOSYA. I've talked with an expert about this, but we didn't come to a solution.- -I'll leave you with the shot. Just look at her for some time, I'll be back when you do find what's wrong.- -Okay. Mumble... in fact the expert was very fit and attractive... I had to call him and ask if I can watch his defined gluteus without pants... I'm curious about such a fit body... Soooo, what's wrong with this girl, in the end?- (Answer in the comments, it's very silly, but whatever...) Edited May 27, 2022 by lepidocter 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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