TeeJay Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 With a heavy sigh and despite all efforts of dragging my feet, forgetting to collect large bundles of XP, and other lazy, nonchalant ways of playing the game, I have reached level 500. Oh woe, woe, woe the thrill is gone. Now, what ever will I strive for? I have hit the glass ceiling of mechanical level-dom and now am crushed in with a plethora of others reaching this final destination of our leveling voyage. Already I weep, weep for the days of level 497 or, even 498 for they, truly, were the days of wine and roses, the summer of my HH youth. I guess now that all remains is improving my ever growing Harem, pushing them up and up till they, too, reach that inevitable destination of MAXED OUT. I look now towards the bleak days of seniority, where the contests will favor the younger, fresher generations of Hentai Hereos, all sleek and vibrant in their horniosity, with their gifts. oh, I feel old... where's my Viagra? 4 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DvDivXXX Posted September 15, 2022 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2022 That's really Chit Chat material, dude. Why so serious? Come on, Player Level 500 is just one milestone out of billions. And this game is fun in and of itself, regardless of reaching milestones, right? At least, it should. If that's no longer the case for you, then okay, it might be time to call it quits, and then you're obviously entitled to your farewell thread proper, but it doesn't feel like you're quite there yet. ❤️ How about one thousand girls? Girl Level 750? Winning D3? Winning D3 without AM? Winning all three contests on the same day when CbC and LC collide? ^^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 minute ago, DvDivXXX said: Why so serious? You're not going to, like, stick a knife in my mouth and tell me about how you got those scars are you? lol It's hyperbole and it's satire. Instead of fanfare, I bemoan the event with over the top drama (I did forget to willow and faint, though) while also touching upon a real point that most, if not all the starters and near starters (I missed the first few months) are hitting that cap. Don't take it so serious. Lets put a smile on your face. lol 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpanda Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 (edited) I hit 500 last month as well, so I feel ya And still congrats I was going to boast myself in the appropriate forum when I got all my affection max (at the time of 500 I only had 1 mythic girl to go...it's all gone "wrong" since then) and was curious what other "bored 500" goals people had, notably non-PVP ones and non-rotational ones. I already don't enjoy PVP but the more 500s there are likely the worse those goals will be. I am 1 girl away from having 100 girls in all categories (thus having my boosts maxed). 750 girl level and 1000 girls (or catch them all) are good milestones. Once I get 750 girl level, I guess I can go for all girls maxxed [750] Clearing epic pachinko pool seems attainable (and keeping 1* pool down...easy one for me). Getting all the Adventure girls. All the champions to "max difficulty" (last I checked I only had 1). Maxing out all the adventure levels? I heard this is pretty difficult if not impossible...which makes me think of Pantheon too I think it'd be fun to have a mythic of every type and then a mythic of every pose and maybe 7 mythics of every type...that's very far off for me (and the game tho, I think...there arn't that many mythics yet=)) More thoughts? (I've been meaning to look up if there's "max" eq stats - fake example: "4000, 4000, 4000, 5000, 4000" - i.e. if you rolled that you'd know you couldn't get any better) Edited September 16, 2022 by jpanda sorry I typed 3 because I'm old, I meant 7... ;) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelom Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I can tell you what it is the "real late game". You have reached level 500 a long time ago ... you have well over thousand girls ... you have won many (or some) times D3 league ... you have emptied MP and EP pools so long ago that your orbs overflow ... you leveled your champions to the point where you cannot beat them in a full day ... you lost account of how many Mythic and legendary girls you have maxed ... now you get every single new girl in all events ... Out of habit you still repeat the same grind month after month for the miriad of events that are thrown at us without a single day to relax, and even so you still find that this week you cannot field in your team any of the seven top girls because they have been released very recently and you need 20000 more gems and millions of GXP to upgrade them 😭 4 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Ravi-Sama Posted September 16, 2022 Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2022 (edited) I'm not even close to lvl 500. I'm lvl 468. 64k PXP from lvl 469. Need 32 level ups. I bought an Alban's Travel Memories booster, b/c it was recommended that it lasted ~3 months. Maybe I'll reach it 5% faster than before, if I continue boosting. I see reaching lvl 500 as a good thing. It'll make contests harder, but leagues and the pantheon should become easier. After ~lvl 350, I've been getting ~8 level ups per month on avg. You can see the 2 year gap where I wasn't playing. I added a couple of linear and logarithmic trendlines 6 months ahead, to project when I'd reach lvl 500. Don't have 1000 girls yet, have 757 girls. 3/8 passives are maxed. Don't have 1 element of each Mythic yet. 6/8 elements, but 7 M6s total. EP pool isn't empty. ~62 girls left, minus OD girls. MP pool isn't empty, it's 1/2 full. Have 319/639 girls, 49.92%. Haven't won a DIII yet. My best ranks are two 5th places in a row, two weeks ago. My girl cap is lvl 750. I maxed 22 girls so far. 4x M6s, 13x L5s, 1x E5, 2x R5s, & 2x C5s are at lvl 750. Haven't beat the pantheon yet, but no one has, lol. I'm stuck at temple 1800. Still have many milestones to reach. I enjoy the progression. Not necessarily leveling up, but getting better rewards easier feels good. Edited September 16, 2022 by Ravi-Sama 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepidocter Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 "Is just the Pantheon left for me? surround myself around my own fantasies..." You gotta be strong and believe on updates forget all the sadness 'cause coming are the Skills... Coming are the skills... Do you know what is like to be the best of this world? When full maxed out and you're tough and you know no failure? Wake up playing in the middle of the night You hoped it lasted more time it was a short year You started playing as a shitty newbie right? next minute down and you're bored to hell A brand new League is beginning get that booster and clear it and you're on your way Just believe just keep smashing the other people Just believe just keep smashing the other people Do you know how it feels when you outclass all friends Too much orbs and no places to spend? You’re a stranger All you think about is suicide You cannot bother you can't lose a fight you wish to be put somehow in danger! That same old feeling just keeps burning deep inside Keep telling yourself it’s gonna be the end Oh get yourself together They are breaking events everyday "Is just the Pantheon left for me? surround myself around my own fantasies..." You gotta be strong and believe on updates forget all the sadness 'cause coming are the Skills... Coming are the skills... Just believe just keep smashing the other people Just believe just keep smashing the other people 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted September 18, 2022 Author Share Posted September 18, 2022 On 9/16/2022 at 2:50 AM, jelom said: ... you have well over thousand girls ... On 9/16/2022 at 6:29 AM, Ravi-Sama said: Don't have 1000 girls yet, have 757 girls To tell the truth, I don't know how many girls I have. I just know that I had to add in about a dozen bathrooms and, even still, they manage to keep them occupied ALL of the time. Fortunately, there's a gas station about a block from where I live and I walk really fast. Looking back, this having them all live with me thing was the wrong choice. Better to just let them stay in their own place and just drop by for booty calls and visits. It'll be easier that way. Trust me, your bladder with thank you for it. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Ravi-Sama Posted September 18, 2022 Moderator Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 hour ago, TeeJay said: To tell the truth, I don't know how many girls I have. I just know that I had to add in about a dozen bathrooms and, even still, they manage to keep them occupied ALL of the time. Fortunately, there's a gas station about a block from where I live and I walk really fast. Looking back, this having them all live with me thing was the wrong choice. Better to just let them stay in their own place and just drop by for booty calls and visits. It'll be easier that way. Trust me, your bladder with thank you for it. Reminded me of this for some reason, lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attirm Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 As someone approaching level 500 myself, it is a looming change that is right on my doorstep. I just reached level 497 after activating my seasons/PoG/PoV rewards, and my final Alban's Travel Guide is on the verge of expiration. I will not be using a new one. Definitely the end of an era. I think there's a whole wave of players around our level that are hitting 500 about now and feel the same way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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