D III state of mind (part 2)

[OmerB]

Ooh-ooh-ooh,  Dicktator III
Went up to a league that is famous as a place of monster players
No jujube is allowed
There are boosters all around and the players are mean
If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere, that's what they say
Seein' my name in blue
Or my name in bracket found down on promotion places
Even if it ain't all it seems, I got a pocketful of Mythics
Baby, I'm in D3
Blue jungle where dreams are made of
There's nothin' you can't win
Now you're in D3
These fights will make you feel brand-new
Big kobans rewards will inspire you
Hear it for D3, D3, D3...
On the brackets, there ain't ever booster naked, I work so hard
Such a meltin' pot
On the top places, we pray to the RNG
Hail five star girls
Takes me down from Wanker I to the Top
Someone sleeps tonight without cordyceps far more than with chlorellas

I'ma make it by Mythic boosters, I got a pocketful of AMEs

Baby, I'm in Dicktator III
Blue jungle where kobans are made
There's nothin' you can't win
Now you're in D III
These boosters will make you feel brand-new
Big koban rewards will inspire you
Hear it for D3, D3, D3...
One AME booster ready for the big league
top places, big boosters, all lookin' pretty
No place in the game that can compare
Put your boosters on, everybody say, "Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah"
In D3
Blue jungle where kobans are made 
There's nothin' you can't win
Now you're in D3
These cordys will make you feel brand-new
Kobans rewards will inspire you
Hear it for D3...
 

 

 

Edited April 28, 2023 by OmerB

[OmerB]

C'mon, only one likeel? You can't get it out of your head, and you won't be able to stop singing "Now you're in D3"... 😃

[lepidocter]

1 hour ago, OmerB said:

C'mon, only one likeel? You can't get it out of your head, and you won't be able to stop singing "Now you're in D3"... 😃

You can't beat the original songmaker of this forum.

...It's the start of "H Factor"...