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X-458, real name no gimmicks

Two coloured hair girls top the power charts
f*ck the spinning carrot, f*ck the spinning carrot
Two coloured hair girls top the power charts
f*ck the spinning carrot, f*ck the spinning carrot

Guess who's back?
Back again
Cumback contest
Tell a friend
Guess who's back? Cumback contest
Cumback contest? Cumback contest
Cumback contest? Cumback contest
Cumback contest?

I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see three star girls no more
They want Mythics, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Mythics, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of CumC mixed with some hard DP
Some MG that'll jump start your stats quicker
Than a shock when you get Notka at the hospital
By the lepidocter when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin' the table while he's songwriting
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause a PoA girl is back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that it's not your job, Mr. DvDivXXX
But your smoking problem's complicating

So the PoG won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut down the Harem messenger
But it feels so empty, without it
So, come on and dip, bum on your fingers
Fuck that, cum on your mouse and some on your tits
And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my Champion fights, fuck you, KK!

Now this looks like a girl for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a 3 stars season girl
Cause it feels so empty without her
I said this looks like a girl for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a 3 stars season girl
Cause it feels so empty without her

Low level, newbies feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to lepid
They start feelin' like D3 players
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "DvDiv!"
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the forum league topic
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got every girl on 5 stars!

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of Cumback girls, you asked for it?
Well, Cumback contest, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then she's gonna
Enter in, endin' up on your screen like Red Battler
The center of attention, back on Monday
It's interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting, in your girls shards are nesting
"Beta, Testing server, please!"
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions it
Here's my Platinum card, using tickets free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for PoA?

Now this looks like a girl for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little PoA girl
'Cause it feels so empty without her
I said, this looks like a girl for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little PoA girl 
Cause it feels so empty without her

Selling 120 items, I go for PoA tasks like this
Anybody who's talkin' this shit ain't playin'

Lepid you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And DvDivXXX? You can get stomped by Rabbi
You 36-year-old bald headed fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody's using DVDs!

Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new girls
I been dope, suspenseful with a kisses
Ever since Noemy turned hemself into a princess
But sometimes the RNG just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss it
So this must mean it's frustrating

But it's just it, it just obscene!
No, I'm not the king of Gem kingdom
I am the worst player since lepidocter
To do Hentai game so selfishly
And used it to get KK wealthy (hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other players try to get the girl
But no matter how many girls in the sea
It'll be so empty, without her

Now this looks like a girl for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a 3 stars season girl
'Cause it feels so empty without her
I said this looks like a girl for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little PoA girl
'Cause it feels so empty without her
Div!

 

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I have mixed feelings on this one. The original lyrics are deliberately offensive, and you left some of it almost as is, which isn't great. There are parts you clearly made an effort to adapt, but others not so much (the whole paragraph bashing Moby for instance, doesn't fit with just Lepid's name instead).

I don't know. It feels you're trying a bit too hard and rewriting HH-based lyrics on a known melody is kind of Lepid's thing. Not that it's a groundbreaking concept or he's the only one allowed to do it or anything, but he does it well. You seem to really want to be the new Lepid, but it's not your strong suit.

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Yeah, it's hard adapting a song like this one, I gave it my best shot. not all of Lepidocter's adaptations were great either, some were better.

I think that the D3 state of mind is my best :)

I'm not trying to take lepid's place, I just had some ideas and went for it.

It could've been much more offensive, I made it as soft as I could 😈

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