Jump to content

Vlakom

Members
  • Posts

    5
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Vlakom

  1. I remember I had this dream a long time ago. I died in an accident and went to the sky, where I met God and he showed me the kind of person I was when I was alive. I was not a bad guy, but I have not done exactly anything remarkable to earn the right of a eternal rest. Then God gave me two choices: First, I could stay in heaven and enjoy the life after death right away even though it was not my time yet. And second, to go back to earth and live a dignified life in order to deserve my place up there by the time my life comes to a true end. Of course I was doubtful at first, but then I realized that the paradise had everything I ever yearned for. Sexy women, expensive beverage, lots of fun and all the time if the universe to indulge myself. I was ready to make my decision just when God interrupted me to say: "Oh! I forgot to mention one thing. Here in heaven, NEITHER THE GIRLS OR THE BOTTLES HAVE ANY HOLES".

    wtf-cat_o_846503.jpg.712133f3f6a12e501d6073d26cb60521.jpg

    Last thing I remember is me abruptly waking up... in a hospital. With a broken leg, bruises in my face and my clothes completely drenched in sweat.

    Hentai Heroes, ID 1061920

    Sponsor Sara Jay

×
×
  • Create New...