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  1. [insert Ol' Sherrif Joe voice]
    Now folks, you might be thinkin'; 'why am I looking at a D2 list?' Well, let me tell you a story about this here League Town of DeeToo...🤠

    What you don't see is all the ne'er-do-wells below the borders. This fine peaceful town of hardworking low class folks was invaded by a rather large gang of League Jumpers. Not just any League Jumpers Gang, but an upper class of 500's outlaws whom'r wanted for robbing up to hundreds of towns of their gold. They came in, áll powered up with mythical weapons and high, boosted out of their gourds on mushrooms. Heck, the townsfolks never stood a chance. I'd reckon' these people thought they could come in here and rob their way through the town, like stealing candy from a baby.

    However, this here town had one pissed off baby named Gotaku. Member of a lawful good team of gunslingers with an unpronouncable name, he stood there defiant, in the middle of the street and brandishing his weapons for all to see. The ne'er-do-wells took one look at him and said: 'eh, we can take him' and continued their graverobbin' ways. He returned, day after day, weapons drawn, staring all gangmembers down. Now this started to make the League Jumpers nervous. Why was this low level peasant standing there, day after day, lookin' all defiant, but never shooting them down...?

    Then one mornin' he stood there, again, in the middle of town, but no longer did the gunslinger wait. He shot down half the ne'er-do-wells in one go! Most of the invaders got scared the bejezus, dropped their mythical weapons and ran back down to the border. A few were shaken with doubt, hanged around a bit but didn't dare show their face anymore. Only their leader remained; a brute ol' veteran of robbin' townsfolks named Youpikaiyee, far stronger than the measly gunslinger in any bare fisticuffs battle. He thought the small man was bluffing, his defiance an act and met him in the town square. The outlaw held his shot until the final hours of the 7th day. When the sun dawned, he started blasting, all night long.

    The gunslinger stood there, knowing only a fool tries to fight in the dark. The brute shot... and shot... and shot... until the next mornin', the dust cleared... his gun still clickin', *snap*, *snap*, *snap*; empty.... and it became clear... he missed and never realized he was already dead before darkness fell.😱

    (I had a near flat 23 point average)
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  2. Ben can have fun with the billions of 3 stars and 1 stars. But Venus is by far the best artist in this game. Venus makes artwork of an actual professional level, like companies would hire someone like this, while HH art in the past has always been a slightly bit amateurish (but in a fun way!). I'm actually sad she doesnt get to do the Mythics on Comics, she'd be such an improvement over there.

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  3. 20 hours ago, Stang91 said:

    Are the dev's/artists for this game even trying anymore????

    Cause I can't be the only one who thinks "Betty" is a pretty blatant rip-off of Kim possible, and "Ebony" is obviously sam from danny phantom!

    And I mean like they are "I would be afraid of copyright lawsuits" blatant! lol

    You do understand that this is a parody game right? Literally the entire game is parodies?

    Please dont say dumb things like this about copyright, that's not how it works, go educate yourself first. KK already makes about the least-look alike parody art possible.

  4. Nope, that's simply buying two paths. But you should always expect that with Darky since hes one of the top players. Kind odd Tetsuo didn't, guess he gave it to Dark.

    But yeah matchmaking with people who are 100 level higher is standard in this game, its not great, but also not impossible to beat. There are many a mega whale that go far beyond their level too. Pay to win is very much alive. But playing smart can get you very far against high levels too, if they are lazy (which is easier in HH than ComixH, because we have less players).

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  5. 34 minutes ago, jelom said:

    I am at 480 potions now.

    I decided not to spend kobans unless absolutely necessary to get the girl, so when one of the first hard missions was restock the market 3 times that way was blocked until now. In the easy tasks, I haven't had much luck, getting some blocking missions including collecting the 2nd daily chest twice in a row (with just the mandatory different task in between).

    If you take the totally koban free approach, RNG can give you a very hard time. If I compare Boss Bang with Double Penetration, the first is too simple and even easy once you and your girls have reached a certain level, in the other hand DP is too complicated and unpredictable. If you are willing to spend a small amount of kobans to pass some blocking tasks, the difficulty lowers, but again RNG can hammer you once and again with the same tasks. some comments here have convinced me that I should not though of this event as getting a girl free, but the normal outcome would be spending around 500 kobans to get the "free girl".

    My impression of the event is that it tries to force you to spent your resources (some times waste would be more fitting). Another major drawback is that it takes more playing time, interfering with real life.

    Although I still dislike DP a lot, I will try to do a contructive criticism, proposing some changes to alleviate the main problems found in this first (I still think of it as a beta) version.

    Possible changes:

    - Adding free skips. At a minimum one for event, but better one per day.

    - Avoiding mission repeat in the same day (numbered daily chests are the most annoying, they could be changed to just opening one or two chests without regard for which ones).

    Improbable (I doubt KK will change anything related to koban prices):

    - The cost of the paid route for the second girl should be reduced to 5400 kobans in line with Path of Glory.

    - The cost of skipping tasks could be halved. 30 and 45 kobans for easy and hard tasks.

    I still doubt the claims of people who supposedly didn't pay to get through this event. I got dozens of tasks that were impossible and/or required you to spend kobans. For example the many shop refreshes and ticket tasks: those all cost kobans. Youd have to be mathematically impossible lucky to avoid those. Not to mention the many shards tasks, thats a high price.

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  6. I HATE IT. This is the worst event KK has ever come up with and thats a high bar.

    It's completely unbalanced, far too expensive, it fully takes you out of the flow of the game and it can actively screw you over with gamebreaking tasks.

    I'm boycotting this event, not participating in it ever again. It's terrible, horrible, bad and actively unfun. Needs to be ripped out of the schedule immediately.

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  7. Had a terrible D3. Timed all my fights right to overpower the level difference and should've ended up in Top 15 again, but KK-algorithm decided it hates me and lost a whole series of random fights I should've easily won. And I do mean easily, had major advantages on all of them. Those losses were what left me out of Top 15. 😑

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