Well… I found you in a stormy night of July, when the sun was hammering against my window (no, it’s all kind of correct, you did read it right).
I was on Nutaku and just trashed yet another gacha-game, then just for trying I clicked on the “Harem Heroes” icon because the character featured on it kinda reminded me something (I don’t remember which one, but it was probably a lookalike of some anime-character in my toplist)… and then… I found a random “numbered android” hooking up in a classroom and then a sort of White Rabbit gesturing a random dude (The Hero) to jump in the rabbit hole (pun intended).
I just punched the table near the computer and screamed “That’s just right my hallway!”, my cat jumped down the table, hissed and from that time on he still hasn’t tried to sleep near me again.
A couple months later I found that Harem Heroes was a porting from Hentai Heroes, so I just registered on that and began playing there from the start. On a whim.
What I liked… well.. the happy-go-lucky setting, i'd say. It’s not like many hentai or porn games where sex is a matter of imposition, deception or outright violence. Here people just screw around and are happy with it, even when Bunny lamented the bullies that banged her for 2 days straight, the problem wasn’t that they didn’t asked permission, but that they weren’t doing it the right way! It’s also one of the few games when you can laugh and see boobs at the same time.
My favourite moments are… mostly the storyline, I think... it's the weirdest and funniest parody I stumbled upon in a long time. But other nice moments are when you finally get a haremette you were targeting for a while, and almost yell “Yahtzee!” in the middle of the night, especially if is related to some time-limited event (Yes, Halloween Juliette, I’m looking at you… °__° )
For my favourite character… I’d say most of them. But the best is Miss Spook, the scarcely able special agent that keeps trying to capture criminals, is instead captured herself and then handled like in any canonical hentai story… in the end she simply shrug it off like it’s business as usual, with a “Yeah, they busted me, so what? Can you please just pay the ransom and shut up?”. The epitome of carefreeness.
In the end… yes, from time to time I recommend HH to some online friends (and probably some of them are sneaking around this forum just right now) but as a general rule, they convinced me they don’t deserve beautiful things.
But I think I’ll stick around here for a while…