The Tale of the Voodoo Penis
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In my Haremverse travels, I acquired a special dildo - the Voodoo penis. You simply open its box, tell it where you want it, and it starts fucking - supposedly quite well.
I decided to gift it to Bunny - to tide her over while I visited home. But I apparently hadn't told her how to stop it! Each time she pulled it out, it came back at her! In a panic, she drove to the emergency room, all the while being mercilessly screwed by the possessed toy.
A policeman pulled her over, asking why she was driving so erratically. Pointing to her nethers, she squeaked out, "Voodoo...Penis! Fucking me...to...death!"
The cop replied, "Yeah, sure. Voodoo Penis, my ass!"
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Username: Itachi-NOS
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Girl of choice: 1st - Trinket or Sylvia, 2nd - Viola, 3rd - Bunny