Joker555

Finished 6 Metal Lab stages that had Slumber's shards, got 2 drops. Didn't even get Aurlia drop 😄 This weird system with champions having drops never fails to annoy me.

My secret is that I only upgrade girls that are well drawn and that I like 😄 aaand sometimes if they are "meta". Also I only started actively buying items from the market when mythic were rumored because it seemed like I was very low on affection items(still am, not enough for everyone) Actually yeah, somehow this whole process of figuring out what items are needed is on the server, so front-end just gets an answer which gifts to use and how many. And after that it sends a confirmation that users wants to fully upgrade the girl, and response is which gifts were used, how many to subtract from the total and what is the new link for upgrade screen. This whole request takes 0.4s Great. It means there is just no explanation as to why website lags because it doesn't even do anything. Probably just a bug

I'm actually amazed at how awful "max out" button is. Not only it goes the dumbest way possible and you can lose tiny bit of affection/xp, but it also overloads my browser, when I click it. I'm just trying to upgrade rare girl to 1 star from 0 starts, its not that difficult. Not surprised that its not optimized after seeing it being unable to max out affection without a loss it might have something to do with my amount of gifts But if it is then its just another example of how poorly done this new market is

I don't like this new attempt at naming scheme Arachnicole? Spookylicious? Who the hell is that? Are they new? Nope, just another version of Nicole and Pooky(who, based on name, could've been another version of Delicious, I guess). It just doesn't make much sense, even if trying to be corny I really like goth style, but art of Noelle, Lydia and Galina look weird because of their heads maybe? And too much of a same. But given the original it makes sense. Galina is probably the best among them, but she is from pachinko, so yeah. Also I was hoping to see some difference in affection poses because originals at least had different powers, but I did not see any of that. But who am I kidding, different powers? Sonja originally had blades. What does she have now? Long weird bottles filled with cum. Blood\water manipulation? How about CUManipulation? Anell looks like she just has visual attributes, created with fire? Believe it or not, cum. Miyu looks like she can manipulate balls of fire, or maybe just small spirits? How about being able to manipulate balls, made of sperm? Maybe its a good thing Lydia doesn't show her powers in the poses, otherwise we would've had a girl that can manipulate a bunch of small flying spermatozoa

I don't like ginormous bazongaz, but she is: 1. On Finalmecia, so blue gems 2. Blue gems 3. Gems blue 4. Eccentric, and I don't have eccentric 5. Has decent art, no duck face So I guess I'm going for her, even tho she is going to be the third Mythic with 69 as her favorite pose in my harem

Oh yeah, sorry, didn't mean as homophobic joke, but maybe it was closer to the edge than expected. My line of thinking was something among the lines that as a new GH player you see the protagonist you might think "oh, cool, another guy, I guess" and then after seeing him 2 more times one thinks "not this guy again" thus not lasting long, meanwhile in HH it takes 2 encounters to realize "I'm going to be annoyed by this guy, aren't I?"

There was a lot of reasonable posts with criticism about this update, so I'm going to make an unreasonable one. Does it have to suck this bad? Not in a good way. I mean, really? The only thing I can see in the menus is unbearable amounts of empty and wasted space, and gigantic interface buttons. I am amazed that basic functionality like when you filter your harem and upgrade somebody it doesn't reset the filters anymore, but previous market interface was pretty close to perfect in terms of usability, at least compared to this. It was only missing "buy all" button, but I'm sure it was possible to add it by making section images smaller, put "restock" button in the new empty space, "buy all" button in the now empty slot and call it a day. It even solves the issue with having an odd number of buttons Also now you have to through this long animation of loading your harem every time you want to switch between girls you are upgrading or lvling up. Which yeah, was the case before, but if you are doing contests that require you to lvl up a lot of girls its much easier to scroll through them by clicking an arrow next to them instead of going to harem page every single time. At the very least add these arrow buttons in the void to the sides of the girl that you are upgrading right now? At least then we wont lose some functionality? Is there a reason for being unable to equip booster/equipment as soon as you buy them? I'm sure some people on Gay Harem might enjoy looking at the protagonist's stupid face when equipping new items, but I really don't think its going to last long. Was it because people were selling their equipment by accident instead of equipping it? I doubt it was that big of a deal I really doubt "stat upgrades" needed their own tab, or at the very least, they had to be the first one. I'm sure that players that upgraded their stats to the max will appreciate having to click through 1 more tab every single time for no reason Maybe all of this was needed to make some space for 1 new tab below Gifts in the new menu? I mean, choice was probably between messing it all up and making menu with "Equipment, Boosters, Books, Gifts" scrollable, and it was a weird choice It manages to look more basic and less usable than something that was made like 5 years ago, its actually pretty funny

HH and CxH have art review on the discord servers, you might want to check that out if you want to prepare for what's coming. I definitely saw a girl that is going to be a mythic for CxH, not sure about HH

I decided against going for "donations" because It was impossible to get a good reward bracket, so I just spent enough to get 24k points In the end I sold enough equipment to see the one I got at lvl 451(33 levels ago), which isn't that bad, just very annoying, and had to take a couple of brakes in between selling batches, there is a slight chance I might get kobans too Why you went for refills instead of using available combat energy in PoA? If you will need refills during classic event you can get them later, and its easier to spend 200 fists at once than 400 that you will have after buying all the paths. I don't understand why you are doing it this way, unless you are saving it all for Mythic? Even then, unless you do refills you are probably going to skip some classic event girls without additional refills? That description is the perfect summary why PoA is the worst event 😄 "Need to spend 1-2 kos to smooth the curve". I can add that its always annoying that I need to do league fights to finish the task, but unless its the start of the week I cant do that because otherwise I will be promoted to D3, and I would prefer to avoid the headache. Or I could fight strong opponents\not fight at all in anticipation of the event, but its difficult to manage that and to not be dropped below 30 because competition is active

Are contests random every day, or they is a pattern? I was always confused by it, because quite often CxH contests repeat HH contests, but they are 1 day behind so it feels like there is a pattern, and wiki has contests numbered, but it doesn't seem like current contests follow the list(and that part of wiki looks abandoned). I'm just curious if I should spend a lot of combat points and get to the last node today so I could spend 125 mil on contest with "donating money" or wait for tomorrow and, possibly, be met with a contest that will force me to sell 1k items Which, now that I think about it, is not that bad in terms of "price", but sometimes I cant even upgrade the girl without being hit with 403 error and I cant imagine selling 1k items would not get me ip banned

Since Mala is obviously in paid path I'm(obviously) getting it. They even doubled down on Mala in paid path, so the amount of Mala per koban is higher than usual. It also means that its time to try and get that draft reward. Should not be a problem, but contests are always tricky, might get screwed over for no real reason And I agree that her coloring is too dark, altho it was always the case for her. But I would rather take too dark than w/e the hell Tentacle Tamer Mala was

Its pretty sad that in HH you don't even see all the art that has been drawn for the girl in HCL

4 drops from 11 runs on Teutates 5 drops from 10 runs on Cobalt Crawler 3 drops from 6 runs on Miss Metal 1 drop from 4 runs on Bionic Babe 0 drops from 2 runs on Madame Miracle 0 drops from 0 runs on Cat Astrophe Decided to make a post since I finally finished 1 champion girl

I had 85 Barbarian Lola shards at the start of the event and was at stage 0 on Romero. Its the last day of the event, I just finished 4th stage and I still have 85 shards, lol For Sorority Sister Mavin situation was "better". Started at 0, finished stage 4. Got 2 drops, so I'm not getting her either, but its "something" Don't really like Lola, especially compared to Mavin, but its upsetting that I wasn't able to get either Tbh girls on champions almost always disappointed me in terms of drops, last classic event I even spent kobans and finished 7 "applicable" stages trying to get the girl with good art, but it didn't help. I don't really see what's the problem with being able to get drop from last stage either.

I was postponing trying to go for her because I wanted to build up my roaster a bit more, and in the end just forgot about her 😄 Oh well. My max lvl for girls is still 550, and I didn't have any chance of winning last time. I might've been able to get up to 40-60 shards this time, but its not a big loss, just unfortunate. Its a good event for HH because its easy for veterans, here its just way too difficult and it always felt like we are limited artificially because of how limited our options with sensual girls are

Sensual 5*? Finally.

#classyorgy - 4 combativity Tried to use that army of codes from HH, none worked, and gave up mid way. This one worked and wasn't related to others, I guess. Pretty sad. Players in CxH need gems too

She's nice and all, but why is she a dominatrix? I really doubt this is going to be reflected in her affection poses, but we will see We already have 3 5* dominatrix, even "playful" has 2 5* girls, one of them being anniversary Bunny, so she was impossible to get, but still I wonder if they don't give us sensual 5* and 6* because they know its going to make "bang" event easier We only have 1, and even that one is from the champion. Which might be considered a good thing because you don't need to be playing this game at the right moment to get her, but 50% chance to get her is quite awful

Got the girl. She is my 9th Mythic, and second Voyeur. Not sure why I got her 😄 Maybe because I like the character she is based on or art was good enough, or because her 4th pose had interesting suggestions Either way I have more than 11k of her gems, so should be fine either way

I'm glad they started trying something new with recent girls. (Horny, Madame Demise, Spill(still lmao at the name), reworked Vorr) and continued this trend with seasonal girls. Especially considering that Snowfel looks so much better than Leonita(what a nightmare-inducing image), and Wraith looks great too. Hopefully I will be able to get her. Last season I was able to get to rank 56, maybe this time it will be different, or I will just have to spend all free seasonal fights before the end of the season. I always thought this harem should be about more creative uses of super-powers (Fle as a great example), and about more outlandish looks that are not common in HH. For some time it felt like they add just a bunch of cosplayers with nothing special(and I understand you cant make creative sex scenes with super powers non stop), but right now it feels like a more balanced approach. On another note we now have PoG in CxH. I have 63 shards for Paprica, so she is clearly from legendary days and not contest days. I guess it means CxH is not going to have legendary days revival. 5400 kobans for a 3-star girl? Never call me again, thanks. PoV costs 3600 kobans, has a better girl (0.1 more in stats), and it has AAPotion. Paprica's only advantage is that she is Sensual, and even that, is just a coincidence.

Oh, wow. I always had a feeling as if something obvious, but not extremely important was missing from CxH, but was unable to figure out what it was Tbh its waaaaay easier and faster to add new content/poses to pornstarharem, but might be more expensive, so maybe that's why it has more 5*. Or CxH underperforms. Partially because a lot of girls had to be redrawn from scratch and people just started avoiding it because of how bad it was in the beginning

10120 xtals in HH (bought big card, went after 1 mythic girl throughout this whole event ) 6692 xtals in CxH (didn't buy anything, went for 1 mythic girl) As a lazy player didn't really like the event, and some art wasn't that nice compared to worry\headache you need to go through I don't know who decided that first 2 girls in CxH event should be 3*, but oh well, at least it wasn't the case in HH

Her name is "Spill" 🙃

"Kira Wowie" this name is so stupid its actually hilarious, legit laughed out loud when I first saw it popup in event list

Got the girl right before last shard pack drop. First affection image is not bad. Hopefully other will be good too