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  1. As I'm going through the latest story update, I've come to notice the incredibly immaculate image that I have dubbed "Smug Squishy™".

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    Man, look at that shit. Look at that unbridled confidence; bear witness to that smug-as-hell smirk; feast your eyes upon the SSS-Tier Smoking Sexy Style; come to grips with the fact that you are unworthy of this slippery shortstack's mere gaze as you sit there behind your device, beaten and bruised cock in hand. Realize that no matter what you do, what you accomplish, what you amount to in your sad, pathetic little life, you will never be good enough to even eye-fuck this woman. Smug Squishy™ is above you in every conceivable way, and you just need to be okay with that.

    What's that? She'll end up in your harem eventually because that's what this game is all about? Foolishness! That is the regular Squishy, a mere fragment of Smug Squishy™'s superiority. Even if you max out her affection and bombard her with all the books you can buy, regular Squishy will still be nothing compared to the ethereal majesty that is Smug Squishy™.

    Smug Squishy™ is everything, and you are nothing.

    But yeah, I really like that picture and I think the devs should add some version of it as an avatar.

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  2. I was going through the Messages stories, and I've come across this issue where I cannot progress in Fairy's Messages no matter what I do. I keep getting this error message:

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    I've already tried this several times, but I'm still stuck. I've completed the other girls' messages and they've never given me this problem. I've also tried using different browsers, search engines, and even using my mobile, but the problem persists regardless. I'd like to see the rest of this girl's story, but until this gets resolved, I can't.

    Is anyone else having this issue? Are there any suggestions on how I might fix this? Or am I just gonna have to wait for a bug fix?

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  3. RNGesus has shone his unholy light upon me once again, harem brothers!

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    Zero kobans spent, around 50-60 fights total, and I got flowers! This along with that 100 shard drop I got for Chamelea, I've been super lucky lately. Every thing's coming up Porker!

    I'm gonna horrible luck in the next event aren't I?

  4. I was fortunate enough to drop Hari and Rabbi the first time this event happened, so I devoted my time to dropping Easter Bunny. Managed to get her in a couple days and I got Bunny's Mother from Epic Pachinko.

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    I'd say this was a good event for me!

  5. I was collecting money in my harem and I noticed that the icon and character artwork for Halloween Juliette don't match. I'm assuming the artwork was updated at some point and just I didn't notice until now. Anyway, the icon shows the face from the old character artwork instead of the new one. I would post a screenshot, but I think that's against the forum rules.

    Not a big deal at all, just thought I should bring it up.

  6. 1 minute ago, Gambit126 said:

    Riddle me this fine people.  I go for two and a half days doing combat with ninja spy on my tablet (including a couple of refills that's over 100 combats) and get a few affection items but no Norou.  Got my PC to work for about 10 combats and got her.  The PC messed up again and I went back to tablet to try Dark Lord for Levitya.  So far nothing.  Wish I could get my Pc up and running again.  Maybe I'd get lucky and get her.

    Anyone else find it odd that I have so much bad luck with tablet and good with PC?  They are used from same location.  Makes me wonder just how the RNG factor works.

    It's just a coincidence dude. I know it's tempting to think that there's a rhyme or reason to RNG, but there really isn't. If there was any kind of notable pattern or steps to increase your chances of dropping a girl, then it wouldn't actually be RNG now would it? Congrats on getting Norou, though!

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  7. Decided to do a few "why not?" pulls and, well, apparently RNGsus heard my cries because:

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    I just stared at my screen with my mouth hanging open for a good minute and a half in disbelief. Weird thing is, I didn't even feel anything beyond the confusion. It's like when you take a leak after holding it in for way longer than you should have, when the release doesn't even provide any relief because it was already too painful. 

    I mean I'm glad I got them, really, but I still stand by what I said earlier. We need more transparency in this game. Mercy counts, drop rates, and maybe even reduced cost for refills for events like this.

    To anyone who spent over 10k kobans on this event and didn't get these girls, I legitimately feel sorry for you. If anyone deserves to get these girls, it's you guys. RNG is a cruel mistress.

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  8. Just spent all my kobans (4000+) on refills. Got over 10 legendary affection items, but no girls. Seeing as to how I'm a charm user and I didn't get a legendary of my type, and that there apparently won't be another one of these for awhile, I'm seriously bummed out (and that's putting it VERY lightly).

    We've brought this up several times before, but I'll bring it up again; add a mercy count and drop rates. I've been playing this game for almost a year and there's still neither of these things. For a game that relies entirely on RNG, that's pretty bad. I'll bring up another game for the sake of comparison: Kingdom Hearts Unchained X (KHUX). This is a mobile game where you spend jewels to drop new medals (stuff you fight with) for the game, some of them are game changers, and some of them have pretty low drop rates. I'm talking a range of 85% for something basic, 10% for something good, and 5% for something great, and those are just the general percentages for a huge pool of medals (1000+ total at this point). For something crazy, like a game-breaking thing that'll pretty much guarantee your spot on the top 100 list, you have a 0.00099% chance of dropping that. People still pull for them. Why? Because people know what they're getting into and the drop rate helps them weigh the risks vs rewards. Also, for each pull, you're guaranteed 10 medals, some will be repeats, but it's still guaranteed. 

    I get that HH can't be exactly like this since these games don't work exactly the same way, but I'm not trying to say that it needs to be the same as KHUX. I'm saying that this game needs to post drop rates for every available girl. Even if the drop rates are really low like 0.025% or something, at least we'll know. I like this game, but the lack of transparency is seriously killing it for me. If this game doesn't add drop rates within the next month or so, I'll just stop playing and move on to something else. I know me dropping this game isn't gonna hurt HH at all, but I hope it convinces other people to push Kinkoid and the other devs to change their game for the better.

    PS I just found a few archives of all the lewd scenes on a few other websites, so my main incentive to keep playing this game is pretty much gone.

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  9. Don't give up guys! I got both girls pretty quickly (within the first 4 days I think), but I remember having terrible drop luck in other events before – like that friggin sports event from last year. Just keep at it. This is a 14-day-long event, so chances are pretty good that you'll all get at least one of the girls by the end of it.

    Good luck!

  10. DROPPED PINK 2B!!! YEA BOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

     

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    Dropped her after ~100 (±20) pulls and only one refill. I even dropped like five affection items. After spending like 2,600 kobans and getting nothing from the last Legendary Days event, this was a great surprise! Even though I don't specialize in KH types (I'm a Charm user), I'm very happy that I dropped this. 

    To everyone that hasn't gotten her, I say keep pulling. I was skeptical of all the people saying that the drop rate seemed better this time, but now I'm a believer (I'm probably biased af though haha). I think I'll keep pulling from Ninja Spy until the event ends just so I can get more affection items.

    Good event, guys. Sending a virtual high five to ya'll.

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