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  1. As I'm going through the latest story update, I've come to notice the incredibly immaculate image that I have dubbed "Smug Squishy™". Man, look at that shit. Look at that unbridled confidence; bear witness to that smug-as-hell smirk; feast your eyes upon the SSS-Tier Smoking Sexy Style; come to grips with the fact that you are unworthy of this slippery shortstack's mere gaze as you sit there behind your device, beaten and bruised cock in hand. Realize that no matter what you do, what you accomplish, what you amount to in your sad, pathetic little life, you will never be good enough to even eye-fuck this woman. Smug Squishy™ is above you in every conceivable way, and you just need to be okay with that. What's that? She'll end up in your harem eventually because that's what this game is all about? Foolishness! That is the regular Squishy, a mere fragment of Smug Squishy™'s superiority. Even if you max out her affection and bombard her with all the books you can buy, regular Squishy will still be nothing compared to the ethereal majesty that is Smug Squishy™. Smug Squishy™ is everything, and you are nothing. But yeah, I really like that picture and I think the devs should add some version of it as an avatar.
  2. Damn, I forgot I even made this thread lol. Great to see the issue has been dealt with at last. Thanks to everyone who contributed to the process!
  3. I was going through the Messages stories, and I've come across this issue where I cannot progress in Fairy's Messages no matter what I do. I keep getting this error message: I've already tried this several times, but I'm still stuck. I've completed the other girls' messages and they've never given me this problem. I've also tried using different browsers, search engines, and even using my mobile, but the problem persists regardless. I'd like to see the rest of this girl's story, but until this gets resolved, I can't. Is anyone else having this issue? Are there any suggestions on how I might fix this? Or am I just gonna have to wait for a bug fix?
  4. Today, RNGsus has blessed me with this holy 100 shard drop.
  5. Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal! HH: ID 329625
  6. RNGesus has shone his unholy light upon me once again, harem brothers! Zero kobans spent, around 50-60 fights total, and I got flowers! This along with that 100 shard drop I got for Chamelea, I've been super lucky lately. Every thing's coming up Porker! I'm gonna horrible luck in the next event aren't I?
  7. Got Ridley after three days worth of fights, and then I spent a few days after that going after Chamelea. I got her up to 97 shards and then this happened: So yeah, got both girls and 97 gold flowers!
  8. #69 Stephanie Gero #100 Venam Kharney I think it's a nice coincidence that my 69th and 100th girls are both demons lol.
  9. Just finished 4th in D1. I normally try to stay in one league, but I wanted to win back all the kobans I spent getting Sara Jay.
  10. Got her on the last day after spending around 3500 kobans on refills.
  11. I was fortunate enough to drop Hari and Rabbi the first time this event happened, so I devoted my time to dropping Easter Bunny. Managed to get her in a couple days and I got Bunny's Mother from Epic Pachinko. I'd say this was a good event for me!
  12. I've been having terrible luck with this event. Been trying to get Xmas Rabbi since the beginning and she hasn't dropped. Not really sweating this event though, I'm saving up my kobans for the next Legendary Days anyway. May RNGsus favor you all!
  13. Eyy! Got her just now without spending any kobans! This was the fastest I've ever gotten a legendary girl. I can't tell if this is just a fluke or if Kinkoid tweaked the drop rate, but I hope it's like this for any other legendary events the release.
  14. I was collecting money in my harem and I noticed that the icon and character artwork for Halloween Juliette don't match. I'm assuming the artwork was updated at some point and just I didn't notice until now. Anyway, the icon shows the face from the old character artwork instead of the new one. I would post a screenshot, but I think that's against the forum rules. Not a big deal at all, just thought I should bring it up.
  15. It's just a coincidence dude. I know it's tempting to think that there's a rhyme or reason to RNG, but there really isn't. If there was any kind of notable pattern or steps to increase your chances of dropping a girl, then it wouldn't actually be RNG now would it? Congrats on getting Norou, though!
  16. I just need Levitya to drop, then I'l have all three. I've 6000+ kobans to burn, so I'm ready. Let's go boiiiiiiiis!
  17. I just want Bunny MILF, everything else is optional.
  18. Decided to do a few "why not?" pulls and, well, apparently RNGsus heard my cries because: I just stared at my screen with my mouth hanging open for a good minute and a half in disbelief. Weird thing is, I didn't even feel anything beyond the confusion. It's like when you take a leak after holding it in for way longer than you should have, when the release doesn't even provide any relief because it was already too painful. I mean I'm glad I got them, really, but I still stand by what I said earlier. We need more transparency in this game. Mercy counts, drop rates, and maybe even reduced cost for refills for events like this. To anyone who spent over 10k kobans on this event and didn't get these girls, I legitimately feel sorry for you. If anyone deserves to get these girls, it's you guys. RNG is a cruel mistress.
  19. Just spent all my kobans (4000+) on refills. Got over 10 legendary affection items, but no girls. Seeing as to how I'm a charm user and I didn't get a legendary of my type, and that there apparently won't be another one of these for awhile, I'm seriously bummed out (and that's putting it VERY lightly). We've brought this up several times before, but I'll bring it up again; add a mercy count and drop rates. I've been playing this game for almost a year and there's still neither of these things. For a game that relies entirely on RNG, that's pretty bad. I'll bring up another game for the sake of comparison: Kingdom Hearts Unchained X (KHUX). This is a mobile game where you spend jewels to drop new medals (stuff you fight with) for the game, some of them are game changers, and some of them have pretty low drop rates. I'm talking a range of 85% for something basic, 10% for something good, and 5% for something great, and those are just the general percentages for a huge pool of medals (1000+ total at this point). For something crazy, like a game-breaking thing that'll pretty much guarantee your spot on the top 100 list, you have a 0.00099% chance of dropping that. People still pull for them. Why? Because people know what they're getting into and the drop rate helps them weigh the risks vs rewards. Also, for each pull, you're guaranteed 10 medals, some will be repeats, but it's still guaranteed. I get that HH can't be exactly like this since these games don't work exactly the same way, but I'm not trying to say that it needs to be the same as KHUX. I'm saying that this game needs to post drop rates for every available girl. Even if the drop rates are really low like 0.025% or something, at least we'll know. I like this game, but the lack of transparency is seriously killing it for me. If this game doesn't add drop rates within the next month or so, I'll just stop playing and move on to something else. I know me dropping this game isn't gonna hurt HH at all, but I hope it convinces other people to push Kinkoid and the other devs to change their game for the better. PS I just found a few archives of all the lewd scenes on a few other websites, so my main incentive to keep playing this game is pretty much gone.
  20. Don't give up guys! I got both girls pretty quickly (within the first 4 days I think), but I remember having terrible drop luck in other events before – like that friggin sports event from last year. Just keep at it. This is a 14-day-long event, so chances are pretty good that you'll all get at least one of the girls by the end of it. Good luck!
  21. DROPPED PINK 2B!!! YEA BOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! Dropped her after ~100 (±20) pulls and only one refill. I even dropped like five affection items. After spending like 2,600 kobans and getting nothing from the last Legendary Days event, this was a great surprise! Even though I don't specialize in KH types (I'm a Charm user), I'm very happy that I dropped this. To everyone that hasn't gotten her, I say keep pulling. I was skeptical of all the people saying that the drop rate seemed better this time, but now I'm a believer (I'm probably biased af though haha). I think I'll keep pulling from Ninja Spy until the event ends just so I can get more affection items. Good event, guys. Sending a virtual high five to ya'll.
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