I had some fun while reviewing clubs on nutaku site. So here's some of the best:
Some people simply wants to express their love for some girl:
RedBattler BestGirl
Nami = Best Girl
nutaku. ID: 4800295
[MOD EDIT: NO LONG LISTS PLEASE] (Hidden behind spoiler tags instead of removed because this was the original long list in this thread, and had lots of reactions).