Ol Sheriff Joe
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Once upon a time, in a far far away Desert Town...
... there was a gentle and nice Sheriff, who was adamant on keeping his streets clean of all 'vermin' (basically anyone who would want to eat a rabbit or did not believe in unicorns... (yeah, well... let's not digress and delve into the marshall's sanity, that's a... touchy subject!))Once upon a time, then, in the peaceful little desert settlement, a big cloud of smoke from the East announced the arrival of the Huns, (yeah, people lied to you, east of the Far Far West lies the Mongol lands, it has been so for ages, and no one ever told you the truth. I know it's sad) lead by the terrible and frightening Go-ge-ta... Anyone who had heard of him had only atrocious tales to share: he never washed his clothes, nor his horse, nor his own bottom... his own smile was enough to force a city to surrender, 'cause anyone knew that looking into this cavity ridden hole of a mouth was like plunging straight to deepest pits of Hell, smell included...
Quite concerned, and very annoyed (he had not quite invented waste management in his town yet), the Ol' Man was forced to up his game. Taking exemple from the (very clean) local cheyenne tribe, he mounted a two teams effort, (one to strike by day, and the other to take its place at night), wasted a cartload of riches into shiny baubles and pretty lace, and prayed the Almighty that his city would not succumb to bad hygiene and these vile eastern manners
All in all, it paid off, as it should have of course, because every good tale sees the cleanest warrior victorious in the end... Else the Princess kiss at the end would feel like agony...
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Another week in Desert Town, another last man standing who saw a weary Sheriff going, 'lone but victorious back to the saloon...
Here's the latest 'wanted' post one could stare at in Main Street after all was done :
Some things happened in the few hours between dawn and noon, as the strong @petrand @Youta Tadaclaimed their due to a honor spot, but none of the two beat @DvDivXXX at it.
The Sheriff, counting of his beloved (and so so spoiled ladies), walked pretty much unscatted out of the bout... even if one is forced to notice that, week after week, more and more of the outlaws enlighten their female teams, and well... it's for the best! It's in a healthy competition that a stronger Order will triumph (or so the Sheriff woud brag after a glass of milk or two, as of course, 'Order' means his nasty hide...)Now, onto a new week, and a new invasion... Let's see what it will bring, and more important, how much 'Order' it will need ^^
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Suite à vos nombreux retours, et aux tests réalisés en ce moment sur le serveur du même nom, nous pouvons d'ores et déjà vous partager les informations suivantes :
(Pour rappel, les Niveaux Normal et Difficile du Labyrinthe ont été mis en place sur le Test, pour que vous puissiez les essayer et nous faire part de vos impressions. Un Tableau des prouesses est aussi en ligne, pour se la péter, et se dépasser ^^)
https://test.hentaiheroes.com/
Concernant le Labyrinthe :
Quelques nouvelles concernant l'équilibre du mode difficile, les bugs des Reliques et l'équilibre.Mode Difficile :
- Nous avons décidé que nous étions globalement satisfaits de la difficulté du mode difficile pour le moment. En même temps, les récompenses peuvent sembler moins bonnes qu'en mode normal. C'est pourquoi nous allons augmenter la récompense du boss de l'étage 5 (de 840 à 1200 pièces), ce qui portera le total des pièces du mode Difficile à +120% par rapport au mode Facile (contre 100% auparavant).
- Avec les reliques corrigées et les rôles ajoutés plus tard dans le système de combat, nous devrons peut-être réajuster la difficulté pour obtenir le même résultat qu'aujourd'hui.Reliques :
Nous travaillons sur les problèmes et ils seront corrigés, voici quelques détails :
- Les reliques offertes aux filles fatiguées => nous allons supprimer ce risque, plus de reliques pour les filles fatiguées.
- La Relique Bulle Protectrice est cassée => en cours de correction
- La Relique Assistance à la Protection est cassée => à corriger
- Les Reliques Mouvement Final ne se cumulent pas => se cumuleront jusqu'à 40%.
Une fois les reliques corrigées, nous les mettrons d'abord sur le serveur de test, pendant quelques jours au moins. Nous voulons être sûrs qu'elles fonctionnent correctement et ensuite nous les sortirons en prod.Reliques spécifiques aux filles :
Nous sommes conscients qu'elles sont décevantes, surtout quand il est possible d'en obtenir pour les filles fatiguées. Pour l'instant, nous voulons donner la priorité à la correction des bugs et aux tests, puis aux changements d'équilibre. Mais nous savons qu'il s'agit d'un retour important et nous voulons vous faire savoir que nous y pensons.-
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Il y a 3 heures, DvDivXXX a dit :
Anyways. In case that wasn't enough, for this new league that just started I'm with the King of Rabbits himself (@Ol Sheriff Joe), in what appears to be an otherwise relatively weak group, so I'll go for as chill of a top 4 as I can. Unless the Old Boy is feeling generous and willing to cut a bit of slack to a lone ranger who had a long and tiring journey to visit his town?
Heh, i may ask the Ol' Marshall, but you know... He's some kind of a lunatic, and everyone who enters 'round here, he considers as someone who "won't be 'propriate with the ladies", and just like that he starts "patrolling" every five minutes in the direction of the Saloon...
That's what he did last week, and well, fact is nobody even came close to the piano...
Congratulations to @[FDGN] - blabla and @theendbg who did give the Ol' Man some sweats, though ^^
Il y a 3 heures, DvDivXXX a dit :Wow, that's pretty rude for a learned Lady Rabbit such as yourself, don't you think?
Not even a smiley or a quick English translation to show you're taunting?Guess there has been a slight translation mishap, indeed... I'm pretty sure she meant "Oh man, looks like you did not draft the shortest straw this week..." ☺️
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Hey braves addicts !
Si vous êtes familiers de Discord, sachez que le grand manitou de vos jeux préférés répondra à vos questions sur le serveur de Comix Harem, en anglais, à partir de 16h30, vendredi (le 9 février)
N'hésitez pas à poser vos questions ici, et nous les lui transmettrons si vous ne pouvez être présents.
D'ici là, amusez-vous bien
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Hey braves addicts !
Si vous êtes familiers de Discord, sachez que le grand manitou de vos jeux préférés répondra à vos questions sur le serveur de Comix Harem, en anglais, à partir de 16h30, vendredi (le 9 février)
N'hésitez pas à poser vos questions ici, et nous les lui transmettrons si vous ne pouvez être présents.
D'ici là, amusez-vous bien
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Ce sont tes points de combativité, ils te servent en ligue, à réaliser des performances contre les autres joueurs de ta poule
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Il y a 11 heures, HentaiGuru a dit :
I'd gladly take this honor alone, but i cant - there is one more bullet you wasted Ol'Man
oh well.. What can I say... in "Ol Man", there's that tiny issue with the "Ol'" part... But then, i don't think i'd bring the matter to the Marshall. Let him believe he's still 100% on top of things 😉
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Who knows what the big Ol' Man is packin'... What's for sure is, it's been an interesting read up to now...
(that, and the fact that he's takin' real good care of his beloved ladies... as that thing under here shows, i guess)
(yeah, that's the result of a few NoseDivin' shiny trinkets...)That said, it's not saying that the week will be easy, considering who's tryin' to steal the best seat in the Saloon this week, with bandits like Stoned Jesus, Hollymolly or Ciscotn wanting a piece of the cake, it's going to be... sweaty at the very least!
So, let's hope it'll end like last week, when his (so nicely) pampered ladies helped him push back the outlaws for the 162nd time... (yeah, these people are persistent ^^), and kudos to the mighty Frostburn who managed to score a second place while still sleepin' off the whole week, after his hard won victory against the Gogeta monster...
and a special mention to HentaiGuru who managed to be the only one dodging a few of the Marshall's silvery bullets and making a dent in what would have been a perfect week...
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Hello @430i,
would there be, by any chance a possibility of updating your script so that it works in all the games and not just HH and TPSH, please? ^^ -
Dragging his sorry ass out of the bed he's been lying into these last days, the Sheriff just considered the situation:
""was a darn damned week, if ya ask me... Between the deputy @Sovereign RHBwishing to test her abilities and the young bandits @XXDongXXand @bohammettuztrying to take over the city, not the best week to be sick...So, it's a diminished, but sleepless Sheriff that scouted the cold streets of his beloved city, between two bouts of fever... In the end, not sleeping didn't help the health of the Ol' man, but it wasn't bad to shoot unaware pill drinkers...
When the dust finally settled, here's where the contenders were hiding... And the Ol' guy was still standing in the middle of main street
To the very eager XXDongXX, i'd say: "you are right!" If he had just folded when the rule of the game was 'the highest level wins and that's all', the Sheriff wouldn't have progressed through countless defeats and wouldn't stand proudly in the middle of his town today... "Always go at it like you can win... and at the very least, you'll learn and become stronger..." 😊
PS : awesome job too @Abe, noone saw you coming ^^
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il y a 34 minutes, XXDongXX a dit :
seems like you are not the only one who will get more competition this week
maybe i stress my luck to much by trying to beat joe after i somehow managed to beat gogeta 2 weeks ago, but i will try for sure 😇. Maybe i end up with an expensive top 4, but thats the game.
And me who was thinking: "well, he'll probably see it's a no hope situation and thinks, 'let's fold before the Marshall hears about my doings in his city'..." ^^'
Well, so, a new OK Corral it will be, that'll be interesting...
Oh, while we're at it (getting the Ol' guy out of his reserve), here are today's results in the Gazeeter, after the dust has cleared in Main Street... (or more or less so, as the photographer was a bit early in callin' the shots), same as last week, and a little less than the weeks before, when the Ol' Guy had to show who's boss to his deputy Limule by scoring a perfect...
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#LegedaryWinter --> 10 poings
(attention à laisser la faute ^^)
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#LegendaryWarrior --> 1M$
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#labyrinthdiscord et #labyrinthx pour quelques pièces Labys et 3 coeurs ^^
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et #labyrinthx pour quelques pièces Labys et 3 coeurs ^^
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#Dickvarine => 10 poings
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#MythicDays37 ==> 5 bisous
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#FestiveFling -> 5 bisous
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#SexToyFactory => 10 poings de combativité
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Et voilà !
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#HotEmos ==> 1M
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How you doing in the "League"
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Phoenix was away on a soul searching mission in the desert (well, people other than the Sheriff call that 'holidays', but the Marshall never grasped the meaning of that thing 😅...). That maybe explains a bit his lack of bite this time