Zorba the Geek

Another yummy mummy. Milf season in the Haremverse? First there was Louise Carott, then Lyca Longteeth... thence to Isabella (mum to Nana) and now Janine. All are definitely in the cougar category and hot to trot - into the bedroom. Janine Li huh? An Li's mum. All I can say is that the Haremverse disregards the concept of genetic inheritance because Ms Li has no resemblance whatsoever to her son. All the same, she's hot! All these mature babes never seem to age, they possess gravity-defying big boobs and remain eternally fuckable. They'd be the envy of all the real, aging mums with stretchmarks, National Geographic boobs, wrinkles on their necks (even before they develop crows feet about their eyes). Still, I've known a few magnificent mums in my time, one with six children! As a teenager, one answered my knock on the door, dressed in what I now know to be a babydoll nightie, see-through and a vision of a wonderful swathe of pubic hair beneath. She invited me in, but I got scared and ran off. I hadn't improved my chances much more over the years! Countess de Chamante? Is she the same as the retired charm judge in a different guise? Whatever, I just love what she's wearing - very period and high class. So is she. Fabulous Darling! Pretty face, top hairstyle. I'd love to get her, but I don't like my chances. Epic orbs refuse to drop for me from PoP and I'm suffering from Koban Deficit Disorder. All this has made it hard to recruit Romantic Cupid in PoV. The other girls are less memorable to me... EXCEPT this incredible version of Any. Any has always been a firm favourite of mine, ever since she first appeared in NInja Village - Investigation. The amazing magical outfit she's wearing in this event is something else. What a privilege to get her as a mission girl. I wanted to comment on the PoV girls, but, yet again, there's no topic assigned to them. I'll do it in Chit Chat if I can't find the right spot for comments on them. But generally, they continue the trend of fantastic, sexy and beautiful girls HH are producing these days. Re. the Seasons girls... Not bad, but so-so. I've never been an Asha fan, but what she's wearing (barely) is pretty hot. I haven't got her yet, but I will in the next day or so.

I've just managed to secure the services of Minato and I have to say she's the cutest little violinist since Vanessa Mae. The only flaw is her final pose where her head is out of proportion to the rest of her body. Her third pose is a real stunner. She's not beautiful, but she's so damned cute that if she were real and she even so much as smiled at me with her pretty eyes my dick would go instantly rock hard and veins would explode to cause me serious blood loss. What an embarrassing way to find oneself in an ambulance that would be. Her other version is equally cute and in gorgeous attire - much more sophisticated in heals and cosplay than her rather more frumpy original. In fact there are a lot of cuties in HH these days. I wish I could afford to buy her, but I'm taken with that pneumatic chick, Nana in PoV - one thing's for sure, she'd never drown since she has a built-in lifejacket: Talila not needed. I got her milf mum, though, and this was welcome. Interestingly, there seems to be a code, now, for milfs (or more specifically cougars) and that is to dress them in feline furs. Not good for animal welfare or the CITES. Most wild cats are either threatened or endangered. Does it mean these cougars are culpable in the trade in endangered species?

Brassygirl! Hey, I thought you disappeared of the face of the earth. I'm so very glad you didn't. I won't say welcome back because for all I know you never left. You see, I don't go in the forum much these days so I've been missing all the goss. I've got into trouble quite a bit with the moderators for various sins and perhaps this will suffer the same fate. Anyway, you said we can post anything, within the rules of politeness. I'm assuming that things like spoilers are still out. It's about this point I wish to make a comment, and risk getting into to trouble again. The real hero of this story is not the hero, but Bunny. She is so smart, so sexy and beautiful. Many different artists have drawn her, but they still capture her essence in their own way. In the latest adventure she's still saving our 'hero's' ass and getting perilously close to that forbidden thing: true love. Dammit, I just wish she'd come out and say it, and kiss and caress him in that ultra affectionate way rather than just in a sexy, uncommitted way. However, I predict that these two will finally share vows and become exclusive to each other (marriage?). If her mom could start a family with one of her recruits and still be useful in the hentai heroes sense, then Bunny must surely be looking on for tips, and she shouldn't look to Lupa. She's just as infatuated with the hero as Bunny is and some jealous cat fights are in store. On another topic... artwork. I've said boringly often that the artwork is now first rate. Just go back to the early stuff and compare. However, there is the odd fail. The artist who drew Princess Atsuki has failed to capture the odd cuteness of the original. This same artist also drew Noelle, Magical girl Lilly and Exam Shina, among others. Then there is the artist who drew Fangirl Dameda, Pit 'Chun, Huntress Cunegonde, Winter Joy, Violet, seductive Spring, Samara and Monica, etc, etc. Check them out yourself, if you don't believe me and check out their eyes for reference. These are all very distinctive and the point I'm making here is that it is difficult to transpose these styles onto well-known and much loved variants done by different artists and still regard them as the same character. There is one artist who drew the likes of Jolene, Blossoming Harmonia, Easter Oxton, Pole Dancer Jeanne, Rozana and Ada. This artist has managed to create a dreamy magical beauty in these girls' eyes, something I can't quite pin down, but distinctive nonetheless. The other girls I haven't managed to pin down, like the artist who drew Nikita (weird in her first pose but really hot in her last - but still with gecko eyes!), also appeared to draw Mieko (the hottie who beat the hero out of the mayoralty. As for the likes of Justine, I suspect some different artists have had a go at her, but she retains her magnificence whoever draws her. I have always been a huge fan of this yandere girl, just as I am of Ayano in other games. There is also the artist who drew most of the Legendary Days and Legendary Contest girls, although another artist drew Lexie, Treasure Flynn, Ryoko and Bridgette, among others. It would be nice to be able to know who they are so we can pass on our congratulations in person. My criticisms are perhaps nitpicking on my part, but I do think where different artists draw variants of the one character, it's important for character continuity that they take care to capture the original as faithfully as possible and resist the temptation to bring their own styles to their work in this instance. By the way, Happy New Year everybody. I sure hope it's a lot better than the last.

This is just a rort. It is very hard to get the first girl, let alone the higher tier girls. I believe the last two should be mythic girls to match their value to the effort required to get them. Needless to say, I had no luck at all, except in this account where I came very close. I would've had to battle villains a lot more than I was able to because of my koban deficit. As for leagues and seasons, I would have to have added buying boosters to the equation. I agree with some other members that performing against champions and pantheon's stairway should be added to the tasks.

In my opinion the artwork is a bit odd in this event for Lion Cleo and Princess Atsuki. The same artist is responsible for both (and for many earlier characters like Magical Girl Lilly, Noelle, Exam Shina and E-girl Sabine). In each of these examples the girls' eyes are cloned as if the artist has done a forensic photofit on them. As such I much prefer the original version of Atsuki who, in the classic anime tradition, is very cute in a most unusual, but endearing, way (the way Nikita is). The other characters are much more endearing, in my view, especially that curvy wolf girl, Luna. To be fair to this artist, though, the artwork for the girls' bodies and poses is first rate. As for the new season girls, I find both extremely appealing (and nicely attired). The original RIse was just a little too 'out there', but, in this version, the artist has paid attention to her eyes to create an almost magical quality. I probably won't get her this time, because of my koban deficit, and because I'm having to buy boosters rather too frequently. I'm just not getting a line up of girls in MP that I haven't already got, so I would have to try for legendary boosters only (specifically gensing and Cordyceps).

Yeah, the whole Champions thing has become a rort, in my opinion. I find it almost impossible to beat the higher order champions, whereas once it was very possible. Then again, this might be due to the fact that I avoid playing them if at all possible, hence I have accumulated around 12,000 tickets. When I do decide to play, all the impressions I get are set back to zero. It doesn't seem to matter if I waste my time to change teams as it still seems almost impossible for me to impress any of them. The plus side for me is that when playing PoA, I don't have to face winning when it's a disadvantage to do so. Hence, I no longer bother to try and win the event girl set against the respective champion. In the few times I have won, I managed to get an equipment item only. Then it's a 24h wait before I can try again, unless I spend a fortune in kobans to refresh. So there's no guarantee you'd get any shards on the girl if you impress the champion on those lower stages. I think it's set too hard for it to be worth it, for an epic or three star legendary girl, not to mention she can still be obtained via EP or EvP. This is an unfortunate feature of the game in general in how it has become.

I made no attempt to get the second girl, but am more than satisfied by Vana. How can such a woman, so attuned to extreme cold, be so hot!? Check out her third pose: the perfect ass, perfect boobs and alluringly wicked smile. She's so deliciously curvy, isn't she. And her affection scenes portray her as frighteningly physically powerful and dominant, but if it were me on the receiving end I'd have a hard-on that would be as if I took those hormones used in horse stud farms. Yes,... no trouble being warmed up in her presence. Just one thing, what is that black stripe across her nose? A tribal symbol perhaps? Yes, the vote was high among you for Christia, and I can certainly vouch for her here, having managed to recruit her from Places of Power in one of my accounts. She's the classic bronzed sexy blonde. In style she very much reminds me of a certain Slavya from Everlasting Summer. Again, I have to compliment the artists. Their consistency of excellence is maintained. If none of you believe me, check out the chronology of earlier work. The improvement over the years has to be seen to be believed. I am not usually a fan of big boobs, but Finalmecia, and in particular Vana, changed all that. The artists have managed to account for gravity in the hang of the girls' breasts, not like what are sometimes referred to as 'National Geographic' (or as Kevin Bloody Wilson might describe as a 'couple of footy socks with a bit of sand in the bottom of the bastards'). Vana's boobs hang perfectly and they somehow express the underlying warmth and cuddliness of her personality.

So this is the much-lauded replacement for the romance tokens (or whatever they were called. It refreshes new girls a bit too quickly. My question is: will this be a regular event, or will it be the one-off we already had? If it was a one-off, then it's a fraud.

I answered my own question. I can refresh the grid without refreshing the rewards. I tried it in an account where the girl didn't matter. Silly me. I should've guessed. I assume this event will come around again once a month with a new girl randomly selected. I assume, too, that the girl selected has shards already on her. It was probably in the introductory explanation, but I didn't pick it up at first read. It's not a bad initiative and I'll be watching with interest to see how it goes. I hope it doesn't end up like the ill-fated romance token system.

Mieko... That veil in her hair was a dead give away. I still need quite a few shards to get her, but I can now confidently assert that she's the girl who fucked our hero out of the contest for mayor of Begin City (Tano affection scenes). Man, she's damn gorgeous! It would make for an interesting council meeting if she communicates by batting her eyelids and winking.

This sounds interesting, but the girl assigned appears to be random, not as is the case with the lamentable loss of the dating tokens. Currently, in all my accounts none of the current girls match the almost completed girls in my harem, like O'Malley (99 shards) and Caroline (86 shards). I'm very keen to recruit them, but the wait seems like it may be infinity. HH's answer to the loss of the dating token system is that the system should have been reserved for exclusive girls. If this new system is the answer it appears to be rather perverse. The devs should consider a career in politics. The best I can do is to save up the coins I earn until something really great turns up (like, say, Ryoko or Treasure Flynn that also have a lot of shards on them. I'm assuming I just have to wait and wait until the right hottie turns up and I've accumulated enough coins to get her. So far they are all three stars, and Epic or Legendary. One thing is not clear: if I refresh the grid, within the current event, does a new girl get reassigned? Someone might be able to answer this question. For one account there is an interesting girl I haven't got in any account, but I require 200 coins to get her, a possibility within the current event so I don't want to risk wiping out my chances of getting her by refreshing the grid.

I love those two werebunny cops. I was hoping and praying they would end up in a cameo event and my wish has been granted. The downside is that they're pachinko only which means they're unavailable to me. Jyna is particularly cute and sexy - and what a name; seems related to a particular part of the female anatomy. As for Benji and Carrie, it's so nice to learn their names from the time they first appeared as sleep-deprived prison guards who needed a good fuck to stay awake. They're much better drawn than the originals. Dame Charmante appears to be Matsuda's side-kick in Heroes University. Also was she the original charm judge in performances when HH had such a person? Someone might be able to tell me. I can't comment on the others, but Elrian seems gorgeous. I have no idea where she first appeared, but someone will perhaps put me out of my misery. AND she's a mission girl. The Angel Inquisitor is lovely too and she appears to be Mother Angle's side kick (I love trying to work out where I've seen the girls before in these cameo events. I have to comment on the artwork. It is just so amazing now (and that includes Squishy). How does one choose? This time (apart from Benji and Carrie) the artwork is very faithful to the originals. In the case of Benji and Carrie, they're now a gorgeous improvement. Compare all these girls with the cameo version of Tabatha who is such a disappointment for me. All in all, for me Jyna wins hands down. She simply oozes voluptuous sex, all woman. And those eyes. For our hero she might give Bunny a run for her money if, by remote chance, she joins his harem. Then we'll see that green monster I know Bunny is capable of transforming into. From Lover to Yandere!

I'm assuming I'm allowed to comment on any of the girls on display on this thread. I want to comment on the two girls available in Seasons. With only two tiers to go in this account I'm on target to get Arachnicole - a very spidery name! That's okay cos I love spiders. I'd have to assess her affection scenes or later poses to judge, however. As for Spookylicious, she bears a striking resemblance to Pooky from a very early event, but much more gothic. Check her out and judge for yourselves. Regarding the PoV girls, I got them both, but it cost me quite a few kobans to do get Hornless Venam and I was a bit disappointed. However the bonus rewards let me progress in Seasons and gain enough combativity to get both available girls from the Classic Event. I wasn't disappointed. However, unlike some others, I had no luck in EP and didn't have enough kobans to risk EvP. Never mind. I'm very happy with my collection. I hope others did well.

Oh well. Doesn't matter. I've moved on. Thanks for the feedback.

Oops! I've just been warned for 'topic bumping'. Presumably this related to my discussion of the lovely Jezebel. Okay, sorry. To comment on the fact that I just paid an arm and a leg to get her would require that I go back to whenever she first appeared in Legendary Contests. Alternatively, am I allowed to create a new topic so I can rave? I await the moderator's response. Anyway, about the Nymphobies event... What can I say? At the risk of sounding even more boring than I usually do, I can't rate these beauties. They're all gorgeous in my estimation and I generally agree with the poll for them (plus the others, which I presume I'm allowed to comment on). I already have Sonja in two accounts, thanks to two x100 shard drops. So I can comment fully since I maxed out her affection in one account. She doesn't disappoint, in either her more advanced poses or affection scenes. So beautiful! Who's she based on, I wonder. I'm close to getting Noelle too and I feel; she has a certain gothic charm and delicate beauty. I've rated her more highly than other members appear to have, but that's just me, iconoclast and contrarian. For the other girls in this event.. I won't get them (apart from Nico), unless I break my long drought and get lucky in the Pachinko. Regarding the Seasons girls, Both are lovely and scary at the same time. Arachicole? A spider, huh. Let's hope she doesn't turn out to be a lesbian black widow! As for the PoV girls... Again tops, but Mienai is a little so-so. Great to see something other than her school uniform, though - and she will now have a profile we can read. Her other profile images might be an improvement. Presumably her affecion scenes might explain how she became visible. Hornless Venam? Quite a surprise, her opening pose - and a gorgeous suntanned beach blonde, as opposed to a sunburned demon! I still thought she was the loveliest and most sexy girl as she was and I look forward to getting this new version of her (I have enough kobans in some accounts to buy her when the time comes and I'll do this in one of my accounts). The artists have given her stunning pale grey eyes in this version instead of her wolflike golden irises set in black of the original. Finally, my obligatory congrats to the artists. They've come up trumps yet again!

I'm looking forward to Gaia in Seasons. She looks pretty hot - and pretty. I'll only succeed in one account, however. My girl's stats in other accounts are, frankly, awful because Mother Angel has not been kind with her blessings: two rotten pairing of choices in a row. I mean to say, eye colour black and Pisces together... ugh. Not one of my 5 star legendaries has this combination. I'm trying as much as I can to awaken the right girls (up to two weeks ahead), but I'm stalling at the moment. Black, blue and green gems are the hardest for me to get. There's no place to comment on this because the date for when Legendary Contests for this girl first appeared was back in the Dark Ages, but I have as much unrequited love for Jezebel as she has for me. I'm saving up my kobans in two accounts as much as I can where I have a chance to try for her as a bonus. Then we can finally be together. Yay! One aspect that would be fairer in this regard... Currently it makes no difference whether I had her at 75 shards or zero. It still costs me 5,400 kobans to get her. How about making it proportionate to the shards I already have? For instance, if I had 75 shards, this would mean I pay 1,350 kobans to get her. But no! All I could hope to get are 75 epic bouquets. I know this plea will have no effect, but I tried.

I agree with those who see a similarity among girls based on their artwork. I could add Ryoko and Lexie to the list. I managed to get Dve in one of those x100 drops. As such I've maxed her affection and she improves with each pose and her affection scenes are a turn on. Just by way of asking, how do I pronounce her name? Unless one substitutes U for a V as in Latin.

I have little chance of getting her, but I love this version of Lima. Lovely attire and shows off her magnificent boobs perfectly. I now have both Bellona and Victoria. Victoria is lovely in this version and her final pose a standout. It's the best version of Marie too. Bellona challenges my concept of femininity, I'm afraid, in the way Gork does. At least she seems human. The artists continue to improve, so well done and congrats. Karen reminds me of Sheba at first glance, but more curvy. If she's in PoP she'll be worth exploring a little more deeply

Hat trick, plus one. I've never had this happen before - four in a row from EP. I thought I'd share it.

Yep, Quoted myself. I must've gone mad! I made a huge and unforgivable in the above post. I talked about Path of Valour when I should've been talking about the Seasons (Reunion). Regarding Path of Valour, the artists have delivered a mesmerising version of Norou. She's wearing the most stunning little black dress that's almost see-through organza. The version of Ankyo is really interesting - almost a demonstration of nervous uncertainty and anxiety, afraid to meet up with her love interest I wonder. Well drwan and animated.

God! Three posts in a row cos you guys aren't filling the void. I wanted to comment on the Path of Valour. Two great redheads. I'm especially taken with Reunion Juliette. I go all gooy seeing a redhead in a deep teal and low-cut ball gown (reminds me of an ex-girlfriend at a school ball. All eyes were on her - so I wasn't the only sucker for redheads it seems. I like how the artists have evolved Juliette. If you an all remember her beginning: plain, lank hair, not very attractive at all. She's had an amazing makeover, but remains free of eye makeup, bringing out the beauty within. Outstanding work, artists. It's a sustained success, too.

Well, behind the eight ball or not, I managed (in separate accounts) to get both Finalmecia and Nike. I'm not disappointed. Animal ears for Finalmecia makes no sense to me, but they, and pigtails, adds to her sexiness and allure. I didn't realise just how wonderfully curvy she is, probably the most perfect figure of any girl in the Haremverse. Whereas once I thought her massive boobs were were a turnoff, now I see them as in perfect proportion to her curvy body. That's not to mention her beautiful face. She's the perfect seduction machine. How can any male resist her? She reminds me of that song by Genesis, 'The Lady Lies'. So I'd have to say she's HH's perfect creation, matched very accurately to what she represents. And those lips, eyes and hair... I can only look on mesmerised with yearning. She will now be my homepage girl, replacing the winter version of Albane in my Herbie Hynde account. Nike, on the other hand, is now only a bland addition to my harem. I'm still trying to figure out why I don't really like her. She's gorgeous but there's something missing. She reminds me of a girl suffering anxiety and depression, from a low self-esteem from trying too hard and having no fun. She looks on vicariously at our hero's exploits and the clear affection and devotion of members of his harem, not least Bunny and Lupa. I'm sure we'll see her develop in a positive way as she comes out her her shell and starts to smile more and have fun. Then we'll see a lot of jealousy emerging within our hero's harem, especially Lupa and Bunny who are genuinely in love with him. Speaking of bunnies, the latest adventure is immensely frustrating to me. I won't create any spoilers, suffice to say, our hero is beyond idiotic - a poor excuse for a hero whose dick rules his brain. He sure can't read a room, can he. Notwithstanding, that temptress, Riverine, would have to be a top candidate for a cameo event girl. Hint, hint Kinkoid. But, please, oh please, keep the same artist. Don't do what you did to Tabatha!!

Boy, you guys are hard judges! Maybe I'd better get with this toughness. I started off three days behind the eight ball, with the worst case of the flu in decades. No it wasn't covid - I tested myself three times and all three tests were convincingly negative. Still, I have an annoying amount of catching up to do. I found all these girls gorgeous, every single one. Even Bunna is great - and a mission girl too. I'm especially impressed that Finalmecia is so delicious, making me forget that she's the nastiest and deadliest witch in creation, as well as being an appalling sadist. But for some reason I'm increasingly drawn to her. She's like one of those spiders of the Latrodectus genus (the widows, katipo and redback - red-striped seduction. She seems to have undergone a metamorphosis in her alt version. I might have to dump my Elliott Rodger persona because I no longer care about always missing out on those all-so-great mythic girls. Epics are good enough for me with their sexy faces and bodies with great outfits.

This anniversary is a welcome return to the generosity of old... None of these insulting foreplay events featuring two heinously unattractive (and potentially psychotic girls - if the facial expression of one of them is anything to go by. While one of the two new girls is not drawn in character (Gwenaelle), Gwenaelle's placement on Dark Lord gives the newbies a chance, plus being able to collect the one-star girls that might still be available for them. So, "Happy Anniversary, Baby Got you... on my mi-innnd..." [With apologies to the Little River Band] Good luck, everybody, especially to the newbies. For you, you may not be able to get Nikki Benz through the villain route, but she'll eventually turn up for you in Epic Pachinko.

What a start!!! An Anniversary to remember for me - a sexy babe who is 100% better than the flesh and blood original. Check out the one pose that is animated with her ample breasts heaving seductively (3rd pose I think). In another account I have used her as my homepage just so I can watch mesmerised. This makes up for the fact that Mother Angel's blessings for this week are a total disaster for me - Jack hammer? Pfff! I have only one 5 star legendary to match this blessing and all my rare 5 stars are upgraded to the max (for me 650 XP). I just have to put up with it for a week and lose all the winning opportunities in the Leagues or Seasons to get that strange Russian gecko-eyed little girl named Nikita. So that's a downside. I'm not blaming anyone, except dwelling on my own rotten luck of the draw. Nikki Benz is great compensation though... On a bummer note, I notice that the two dogs from last year reappear in the Pachinko: Spectra and Serena. If I get them it would be an unhappy accident which would've deprived me of the chance to get someone far more appealing.