Slynia

I wish I was also a virgin, then I could've been a wizard as well by now

No worries mate, I should've understood that's what you meant. It was the "get 40" that confused me instead of a "turn 40" ^^ Hey jelom! Likewise! At this point, I'm not sure if you're a true warrior or just crazy to keep up with all that 😅 Lmao, you've been asking for the shadow drop for many years now, I still pray for you!

40 more wins you mean? Then, you should have 100 before I get 1 cuz I ain't coming back 😊

I can't even remember but I think cumback or boss bang was the newest event when I quit, whichever came last of the 2. Haha, you only have a year and a half left (minimum), let's gooo! 😅

I see. That's a lot of big names gone, but I completely understand obviously. Haha, then it's your turn to reach 100 D3 wins now 😁 Looking at that calendar makes my head spin... jeeeez that's a lot of events.

Hello and thank you bolitho! Nice to hear from a familiar name! I can imagine that a lot has changed over my ~2 years of absence (I have not kept up with anything, I have been completely void of this game since my last visit). Nice to see that it has come in handy but yeah, since no one has updated it even once since my last visit it is bound to become outdated 😂 Of course, the community was way more fun to interact with than the game after it became so time-consuming, something I can imagine has only gotten worse knowing KK. I'm doing great, hope it's the same for you!

Hello there, it's been a while! Today I'm turning a new leaf as I am now 30 years old. Because of that, I thought this was a good opportunity to check in with some old friends, how are you all doing?

Yes I ended up 1st, so thank you 😜 Rushing is my way of countering time consumption

well then...

ofc you say that after I pointed out you replying with a rin gif to my aqua gif

ofc you reply with a rin gif

This "event" was enough to revive even me here on the forum... I can't really say that I'm surprised anymore. 18k for all 4 girls? Yeah that sounds as likely as having all the strongest girls in your battle team for every new blessing... wait... there are players like that tho. They aren't really the best reference for KK not gonna lie (😂).

That's how many f**ks I gave this league (I used the Perform 15x option 😘) Can't beat the permaboosted whales

Ah yes my bad, she's supposed to fuck the fat king not the other way around, thanks for the correction!

Congratz holy! Welcome to the big dick club. Also, do you remember what we discussed on the HH discord? Everyone, we came to the conclusion that we want a 1-star version of Bianca called "Mythic Bianca" (drawn by the one who draws the CxH girls) with a lot of abs, is futanari and is being fucked by the fat king from Gems Kingdom on both poses and affection scenes.

Thanks for the reminder, here was the standing 5 min before the end ^^ Thought for sure Tony was going to win as his team power was 20k over mine at first and a bit over 10k over mine after blessing change.

I was about to say that but orange gives us so much more actual value at pantheon because their high harmony there, but indeed full class cannon and hope for crits is still better when our chances to win are slim ^^ Not in my book. You can believe in what you want and I'll keep believeing in my theory instead that 1 red > 1 orange when it comes to score more points in leagues. 😉

But this doesn't translate to better, as better in leagues is only more points gained. I know very well that 2% crit chance is more total damage than 10% crit damage, I even said so in the mod discussion thread that crit damage should be 10x that of crit chance for maximum DPS is rpg games like Diablo 3, in HH red is only 5x. However, more total damage does not mean more points gained. In Pantheon's Stairway orange is absolutely better, but not in leagues, at least not for my account, is what I'm getting at.

I can only speak for myself here, as in what I get with my account. Note: Results may slightly vary depending on the bracket strength and active blessings, the results below was made from my current bracket. My average fights (in Dicktator 3) lasts for ~4.5 hits done by me (with AME, so it would likely be 5 without AME). My average crit per fight is just above ~1. With the above results, I calculated the following: 100 opponents = 300 fights, with 4.5 hits I make 300 x 4.5 = 1350 hits done total 1 Orange with 2% crit chance should then give me an additional ~27 crits (1350 x 0.02 = 27), 1 Orange should give me at least 27 extra points in an entire league. Whilst 1 red gives me 10% additive crit damage 300 times (because I crit once per fight on average), which means more damage and more healing 300 times, 273 more times than 1 Orange. Now, the crits with 1 red doesnt guarantee more points per crit (unlike orange), but it's very likely that it gives me more than 27 points imho. umm I need head out now so this became a bit sloppier than I hoped! sry about that!

We'll see buddy! For now I'm just going to play casually (only when I actually have time, so no breaks during work for example!) and then we'll see how I feel ^^

Honestly, I was quite surprised myself when I first clicked the "join" button and found out that I was still in Dicktator 2. I did play last week so I'm already back in D3 😅

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Umm... right. Moving on.