Zorba the Geek

I didn't bother with this event after the first day. Too much going on and the babes were... well, nothing to write home about.

None of what was written applies to me other than collecting the period deals (daily, weekly or monthly) for the freebees. However, a very annoying, seemingly new, issue has just cropped up within the last 15 minutes, namely, if I go into The Leagues to try to execute a x15 performance, it boots me out and into the shop starting page. Oddly, this applies only to this, Zorba the Geek, account. All the other accounts work fine. Weird! I have tried restarting the game - didn't work. I tried deleting all cookies and clearing the cache - didn't work). I have yet to restart the computer to see if there was residual memory causing problems. Can someone please look into this because, right now, I cannot do the quick x15 performances in this account, although it works fine one performance at a time. This saves me 12 kobans, but wastes a lot of my time. I'll check again in an hour to see if the problem has resolved itself. Apologies for using my own post to comment, but I have to come clean on a DER moment at my own expense. I now know why it booted me to the shop. I looked at my koban count and it was two!! What an idiot, eh. So it's not a bug I'm reporting at all, but a kinda senior moment. Hahaha! So, please disregard that last post. My excuse is that I have a lot of balls in the air right now (my own, not other people's) and I tend to overlook certain things. I don't mind if y'all have a laughing fit at my expense. I've just recovered my breath from doing so.

There's something not at all right about this event. In every account, I have at least four 5 star legendaries sitting at 97 - 99 shards (including prized girls like Caroline or O'Malley). Yet, none have shown up in the shop for me, except in the second of these events. This time I managed to get Beauty only because I had 226 coins to spend in that account. She was on just over 50 shards. Every other account presented bloody also-rans, like Upgraded Hikea. Even some of the unrecuited girls from Places of Power appeared and some of the yet-to-be recruited boss girls still stuck on villains. When the dating tokens was dropped, Kinkoid made a big song and dance about 'rebalance' and making its replacement more 'exclusive' Bull SHIT! Apart from past events where I managed to get a few of my neglected legendaries languishing on the shelf at 90+ shards, these are very rare opportunities. No, I think it's a con and it didn't end up as painted in the blurb. Some much needed amendments to this event... First of all, exclude ordinary boss girls (we can get those just by trying for them in the normal way). Second, exclude the PoP girls. Same applies. We will get them eventually, even if they are only at level 1. And, most of all, don't include unrecruited girls from the current event. I want to try for them the normal way, thank you very much! I have faced all these scenarios so far in this event and it's only a few hours left. It becomes a matter of saving the acquired coins for the next time. How about raising the threshold from 40 shards to (at least) 60. Otherwise it turns out to be just a damn koban grab. What I have proposed is a better balance of opportunities The only two ways of getting keys is by completing Daily Goals to the last reward chest, and by getting them by defeating villains (if we're lucky), or by random luck and unlocking them. Then it's the luck of the draw whether we unlock more coins. I'm not complaining about this because we all knew this is how it was set up. It's the unwritten that is so galling. It's meant to random, but I believe there is a drop hierarchy in this event where those unrecruited girls hovering around 40 or 50 shards drop far more frequently. I'd love it if HH would just be honest and confirm my suspicions.

For broke players like me, any of these fancy girls beyond Fae Fanny & Fione are completely out of reach. Never mind, I'm happy to get these cutest of twins relatively easy, thanks to the generosity of the startup reward. They didn't disappoint. And she's five stars. I mention this because the devil version of Mizuki wasn't and I felt cheated. Did HH stuff up here or was it deliberate by Kinkoid? I'd love F & F to be all mine, but fidelity in the Haremverse is a foreign language. Always some better stud will come along then, *ZOOM* they'll be off to join him. Furthermore, it could be a great studess like Fabienne. Bi for most of these girls is the norm rather than the exception. Even resolutely hetero Agate proved capable of enjoying fellow female love and sex.Bare with me for this... Neono has a very complex backstory that is worth some analysis. I would love to have got this version of Neono, though (Neono a fairy? Umm...). Mod Edit: Use the Spoiler tag when you're about to spoil a lot of the adventure mode story please! Select the part of your post with spoilers and then click on the Eye icon in the menu, simple as that. I did it for you this time. Cheers. Div*

I managed to get Fae Fanny and Fione in Fae Fantasies. They are all I have any chance to get with what seems to be a permanent koban deficiency. I'll comment on them in the right thread, but I'm more than delighted - the cutest twinnies in the business with surname to match 'Didereau'. I loved them from the word go when, however, I'd much rather cum. The chick I'm not going to be able to get in Path of Valour definitely brought me back to some other place I first met her. Yes! She was working on the hero's car wearing sexy overalls and giving him a near boob experience. It would have to be the polydactylate hands for pigtails. They could give rather remote handjobs. I've never encountered this kind of hairdo before. Also, the hero called her 'Jess'. In this she's called 'Naane'. Is it like 'Tachibana' where she was once 'Jessie'? The only thing a guy needs in the Haremverse when he's short of cash is plenty of cum, horse pills (or Viagra) and a tongue that can reach anywhere. Oh to live in this world! It might relieve me of my koban deficiency disorder. Mind you, being chronically short of dosh doesn't win me those high-maintenance Mythic Madams. Can't wait to get Kimberley. What is it about the artists that they are now creating such wonderfully desirable and voluptuous girls? Imagine having her in the suspended congress position! She'd get such a good grip that I wouldn't help but cum in seconds. Then she'll be frustrated and feel cheated. But I'm sure I'd be able to cum to some arrangement. The great thing about this game is that losing in the Haremverse way can be immensely enjoying: "The first to cum loses". If, as Whaty puts it, I'm a 'premature ejaculator' then everyone else loses, especially the girls. What a topsy-turvy world!

I am in the unhappy position of having no girls to obtain from any of the villains or EP in my Peregrine Took account. Oh, I can keep pounding away in Splatters Archipelago for no reward until I level up Jackson enough to bring Rosita into contention. I have a way to go yet. Also, I have both girls in Seasons and Path of Valour is finished for me. Are anymore girls going to be added to EP in the foreseeable future? I just acquired that other version of Natacha Spears in GP. The affection scene made me laugh out loud and thinking of: "Faster, faster - I love speed - faster!! I'm cumming!!!" ...SMASH!!!!! ... "I've gone!" That's what she gets for not keeping her eye on the road and that awful hairpin and armco. Such a terrible shame. She was such a hottie, a true pinup kind of hottie. I love trackside race girls. But this is the magical haremverse where she'll be thankfully resurrected.

Another hot voluptuous babe I did manage to score in one account. I was definitely not disappointed. Oh, God, I'm in love!!! Ahem, well done artists.

With my KDD, apart from one of those magic x100 jackpots, Miley was out of reach. I did, however, get her to 70 shards in one account; the next best was 20. Miley is a voluptuous beauty all right, and, for someone of my tastes in the female, more maternal, form, highly desirable. There's something magical about her eyes, too. I cheated and looked her up in the wiki. Bloody hell, I should've tried harder! For those members who voted according to her opening pose, they might've short changed themselves. Regarding Stacy, I was short of her in only two accounts and managed to get her in one of those as she was on 60 shards to start with. I have to confess, I'm not a huge fan. I have this conflict raging in me about fucking a lizard alien and fondling her gorgeous boobs. I'd probably go nuts trying to work her - and myself- out. I don't much like her big eyes with their intense stare and clumsy makeup. I did like her 3 star version better though. I don't think her 5 star version was all that well drawn.

Not a bad event for me. As usual I was ultra pessimistic after getting Lora in only one account, but, so far I have scored Cirie in 2 accounts with 2 more likely. I learned from the first DP, but I'll say this, there are a lot of conflicts with other events on the go at the same time. For example, holding off on playing the seasons or defeating villains in case I just complete them, only to learn that they pop up next on the list of DP tasks. This has compromised my efforts in my effort to get those twin hotties, Fanny and Fione. Then there is an Easter parallel event going on in Crush Crush to distract me further and drive me into a state of hermit-isolation from the human race. When I saw just how sexy and beautiful Liu-Yeng is I pined for the fact that, with my chronic koban deficiency disorder, she's a high maintenance gal and out of reach for me. I was 'stuck' with Cirie. Never mind, I decided to max out CIrie's affection upgrades and, heck, I am NOT disappointed: great poses and outstanding affection scenes (the art, that is; not the script). Nor is she lovely in the slutty sense like so many gals in this game; she's classy. The artists are really perfecting their craft, with this and Seasons (I'll comment on this in the appropriate thread). Good luck everybody. I hope you win the love of Cirie and maybe can afford to splurge on Liu-Yeng. Cirie is VERY worth it and I expect Liu-Yeng will be likewise.

Oh, sorry. I thought it was attached. Lol. Anyway, I worked out who she is, Galina. I found that out when I logged in today and checked out the MP thread. Now I need to find where she first appeared.

Can anyone tell me who this mysterious chick is: Sorry for the poor image quality but she was dimmed because she was not recruited (obviously, otherwise I wouldn't ask). She had no shards on her so no name hints popped up. It was a waste of time searching all the entries in the wiki because of how it is set up. I found her by searching for silver-haired epic girls to see what could be added to my team for Seasons and Leagues. In the silhouette image, I was told she is available in Epic Pachincho. This is not true as she doesn't appear on my hover-over list of unrecruited girls. It was the same with Sasha. She was meant to appear in EP too, but she wasn't available. This mystery girl is nothing special but she piqued my curiosity. Any help would be most appreciated. If not, I'll worry this matter to death. I tend to become obsessed by such things.

I'm puzzling over where to place this, so I decided to put it in Chit Chat... As I mentioned in the EP thread, in my Peregrine Took account I have recruited all currently available haremettes from EP. Furthermore, I have no more girls to rescue from villains (except to waste my time and/or kobans on trying in the current Mythic Days revival). Currently, I have four more level increases (or 40 more villain performances) to get the chance to try for Kioko from Karole so I think I'll take this route. At least I might get a few handy gems in the meantime. One thing really puzzles me though... Recruitment from EP in two other accounts is, frankly, awful and I have yet to get any of the available five-star legendary girls from these accounts, in my case, Sia Siberia, Amouranth and Nikki Benz (the last not recruited in one of them). Just how random is the RNG? And does it also include one's account over the entire duration of an event? Take classic and Orgy Days events... For Orgy Days, for example, in one account I might recruit a girl within two days, but fail to recruit any of the girls over the 5 available days in another. This has happened for as long as I can remember. In the next event, there's often a swap around with the previously poor performing accounts now becoming good to average recruiters and the previously well-performing accounts now becoming awful. This lasts for the entire duration of the event. I might be a conspiracy theorist here but it does seem odd.

I always get totally confused about these kinds of rules. What thread should it be? Brassy Girl formulated Chit Chat as a free for all, but with rules of decency and respect. Also I have assumed that spoilers are frowned upon as they should be. 'Off-topic' is, therefore, irrelevant to this thread, I would argue, but I'm not the moderator.

If by DP you mean the Double Penetration event, yes, I agree. Yes, it does require careful management, but we are largely flying blind without being able to see what the next task is (unlike with PoA). I managed to get Lora last time, more by good luck than good management, but next time I'll follow your hint and be a lot more careful. Legendary Days is worth participating in because of the chance of getting one of those prized x100 drops. Every LD event I've managed to get a girl in this way in at least one account. As for MD, I simply can't persuade any of these oh so gorgeous girls into my harem which makes me the Eliott Rodger of the Haremverse. I don't even bother to participate any more.

I have to share this... Different for Girls by Joe Jackson It seems to sum up so much of Hentai Heroes, but one can hope that, before the game reaches its final demise (as all great games do) that a genuine love fest will become a real option for this game and its innumerable characters. The beautiful and very cute Cupid Chan would lead the way. This may be a cynical diatribe from Joe Jackson (who seems to be the musical equivalent of Elliot Rodger in this song), but it might well be true in many cases because I've come across some real bitches in my time who suck in and spit out sensitive guys if they so much as hint at vulnerability in terms of seeking love. It did turn me into a bit of a misogynist, I'm afraid, not an Andrew Tate, but more of one who avoids women. I don't condone any violence against women (or anyone for that matter) or any discrimination on the basis of gender, but I am wary of what women can do... And what a lot of women think is summed up in the lyrics to this song. Too many seem to go for violent abusive men (time and time again), and actually delight in treating the 'nice guys' with disdain. Take that truly weird pack of girls who followed Ted Bundy throughout his trial, wanting a relationship with him and even sending pictures of their nude selves. Can anyone understand this because I can't. Maybe it's the core of women... maybe not. It hope not. What the hell is wrong with you tonight? I can't seem to say or do the right thing Wanted to be sure you're feeling right Wanted to be sure we want the same thing She said, "I can't believe it You can't possibly mean it Don't we all want the same thing? Don't we? Well, who said anything about love?" "No, not love", she said "Don't you know that it's different for girls?" (Don't give me love) "No, not love", she said "Don't you know that it's different for girls? You're all the same" Mama always told me, "Save yourself Take a little time and find the right girl Then again, don't end up on the shelf" Logical advice gets you in a whirl I know a lot of things that You don't, you wanna hear some? She said, "Just give me something Anything Well, give me all you got, but not love" "No, not love", she said "Don't you know that it's different for girls?" (Don't give me love) "No, not love", she said "Don't you know that it's different for girls? You're all the same" (you're all the same) (You're all the same) "You're all the same" (You're all the same, you're all the same) "You're all the same, same" (you're all the same) "Who said anything about love?" (Don't give me love) "No, not love", she said "Don't you know that it's different for girls?" (Don't give me love) "No, not love", she said "Don't you know that it's different for girls?" Don't give me (don't give me love) "No, no, no, no, not love", she said "Don't you know that it's different for girls?" (Don't give me love) "No, no, no, no, no, not love", she said "Don't you know that it's different for girls? You're all the same" "You're all the same" "You're all the same" "You're all the same"

How did I miss it!? And this topic has been up for ages. I can comment now without getting into trouble with the moderators for going off topic. I've long wanted to comment on these PoV girls and now is my long-awaited chance. Anyway, in case anyone hasn't noticed, some of the girls that are placed in this event are truly lovely (or in the case of Vana) scarily sexy. The latest girls are Danny and Abbie, both hot, curvy girls with great figures, Danny especially and a such pretty face to match. I'll get Danny, but not Abbie, sadly. I can't wait to see and read more about her. There are so many others, including an amazing variant of Venam, but the one who holds most of my attention is Romantic Cupid. For the first time we have a grown-up and truly beautiful Cupid Chan who is simply stunning, especially in her 3/4 second star pose, lovely breasts, perfect bum and a face to match. For the first time, too, her tousled hairstyle is a perfect match for her body and attire, this time with earrings (a feature only recently used in the HH girls - apart from Eugenie whose red stud earrings are her trade mark). She Cupid fits her love goddess role, this time (in her affection scenes) with the emphasis on love and charm rather than a 'stampede toward the clitoris' (as John Cleese put it in his headmaster's role in 'The Meaning of Life'. For me, this variant of Cupid is the crowning glory of Hentai Heroes and she gives us another angle on sex - just to digress a little, something that could be explored in much more depth with the Yandere girls like Justine. It would be interesting to see how she responds if given gentle loving with a firm hand. I actually don't think she's a natural born bitch at all, her scenes in Heroes University being a hint of the possible, even according to the hero himself. Cupid could be the conductor and director of new attitudes to love in sex, directed especially to the yandere girls. Fortunately, so far there have been no HH parodies of Ayano. Considering how cute and sexy Ayano is in Crush Crush, I'm waiting for HH to explore this option. Imagine a Yin and Yang with Cupid and Ayano. Now that would be something. Hint Hint! But, anyway... Great artwork, yet again. It's getting better all the time. How is that possible? It's not even a rip-off of the usual clonal anime, but is its own genre. It's got to the point where it's hard to choose my best girl and those with the slightly more 'in-character' poses in tune with their affection scenes win the day for me.

And that Bob hairstyle. Something about it that lights my fire. Hope did it for me too, especially in her Huntress version (opening pose).

I see I'm on the outer with respect to my vote for these girls. I rated Deitra highly, especially because of the surprise factor. She's so pleasantly different from her previous variants. Regarding Daffodil LXIX, I got her in one account reasonably easily. I must say she's a bit of a narcissist. She needs to be the centre of attention and to show off her imagined prowess. Daffodil IS a good choice as she said. As far as that sorry lineup in Seasons is concerned, one comment about Cattleman. She's obviously teamed up with Captain Cattleprod, the queen of strapon strippers. It's a worry, as it turns out that Cattleprod had been infected with the dreadful Nymphobie Virus and Cattleman is completely unaware of the mortal risk to her should she give in to Cattleprod's femdom advances. Tada!! Becka to rescue with her weird chainsaw. It turns out that, unlike Fabienne, Cattleprod DOES like cocks and the more the merrier. Anyway, as far as my vote for them is concerned, Becka scored higher, but not by much. Both of them look too severe to be sexy. The beautiful and curvy lineup for PoV is much better. I get all hot and bothered just by looking at them.

A wee lassie, ambassador for the thistle (not Californian thistle I hope). This is by far the hottest version of Deitra, so marvelously drawn - again. I wouldn't at all be heartbroken to get her. But thistle, huh. She does have a rather prickly personality so I guess the upside down thistle flower fits. Regarding Bliss, I always saw her as outrageously pretty and this latest version is no different. AND... she's a peony, one of my favourite flowers. I only wish I lived in a location that was cool enough because they need a great deal of winter chill. I wonder if this applies to Bliss. Daffodil LXIX. Again, lovely. I never did get her original version, but what I saw of her when competing in Seasons, she seemed very lovely. She's a mystery to me so I'm keen to get her. Also, trying for her maximises my chances of getting Kioko in a couple of accounts. Tia... Pretty and cute, but not exceptional in her opening pose, but her slightly flustered and aroused expression in her animated pose is very noteworthy. Imogen... I have her first version sitting at 98 shards in this account so I stand a chance of getting her in one of the Sultry Mysteries events. She reminds me of a hybrid of two other legendary girls: Nero and Valentina. So I have a greater chance of getting her in her five-star version than this one. Yet another girl with those enormous pneumatic boobs! Not bad all the same; makes me want to cuddle into them. Himari... Another girl with horn trouble (ahead). I never have been all that keen on her. Regarding Seasons, two more flowers. I'm not that keen on them so it gives me a good opportunity to bypass them for this month and make some effort to rebuild my koban count. All in all, a good line up and an interesting and imaginative theme for a classic event. All but Peony and thistle are essentially spring flowers so, for you guys in the Northern Hemisphere, a very fitting theme.

In view of my chronic koban deficit disorder, I was expecting to get Raveno, but no further. I looked at Berry and lamented. However, by good luck (and maybe a little good management) I succeeded in snaring Berry with 120 kobans to spare in my Peregrine Took account. I didn't bother to try in the others. I'm very pleased because she is so cute and sexy, the usual good artwork of late. If her opening pose is set aside (not the best) her later poses are magnificent. I'm not normally a big-boob fan, but there's something about Berry's in her latest version that tell a very sexy story, if a little inflated and grandiose. In her first version (EP) I was taken at the very first by her stylish, black, high-end jumpsuit. It is a standout (as are her boobs, semi-contained within it). This latest version of her continues the trend. Regarding Raveno, a bit so-so I'm afraid. She is yet another of the horny girls of demon nature. I won't even comment on the other two, as I've been self-excluded from acquiring them. All in all, not a bad line up. I always look to the PoA's with trepidation because of my chronic shortage of kobans. Maybe I should back myself more because I'm always pleasantly surprised. If the next line up in PoA is a bunch of dogs, then maybe I can excuse myself from taking part and letting my koban count rebuild. For me, it's having to buy those cursed boosters that's a killer. Seldom are Mother Angel's blessings of a useful nature to allow me to compete unboosted and worse still, too often the store lacks any Cordyceps which I use al lot. 42 kobans to restock the market on a chance is too much of a risk in my present circumstances.

Oh God, the all-time dilemma for you! They're all one hellava line up. I did get Madame Ivanka in the previous Sultry Mysteries. She's HUGE when seen alongside little Noelle, sort of like Queen Ant. Treasure Flynn is really gorgeous, too, and she's well drawn.

I just managed to score Belinda from one of those x100 jackpots. For me, she's not as great as I first thought, although she's cute and THICC, my kinda gal. What amuses me most about her is that I can't for the life of me find where she fits into the original classic event - Valentine Date 2020. None of her affection scenes match the event. She seems to be a Red Battler type and daring game and horny guys into the ring with her... Game on! Speaking of horny, this version of Andromeda is interesting. She seems gorgeous on first impressions and, since she was the first of a group of girls posted as single star non-entities, I look forward to reading her profile (I'm close to getting her in one account which, fortunately, is dropping shards well). One thing though, she'd make one hellava mess of a football if she tries to head it! And don't piss her off enough to provoke a head butt or have her suck you off carelessly. I mentioned her when I originally commented, but I was really taken with Val Cupid, a real little cutie - more her stunning attire than anything. None of the earlier Cupids are a match for her latest variant though. Romantic Cupid is an absolute stunner and, again, her outfit is especially arousing, especially the lack, thereof, in her third pose (second star), as well as her subtle eye makeup and her use of earrings. But I wasn't meant to comment on her, but in comparing the Cupids, she did deserve a mention.

Yep, in the test server account. I put this down to the usual fiddling around with settings on that system because often they have to shut down components of the game to test performance and scan for bugs. So I can't complain. I haven't got to some of my accounts for this day yet so I'll keep everyone posted if the problem exists there. What a bugger, though, especially if yo haven't got the mission girl (whoever she is).

Just managed to secure Amouranth from EP with a lucky single orb. Five stars! Anyway, her artwork suggests she was based on a real person (Sara Jay, Nikki Benz, the two Ryans and Sia Siberia, and maybe more I can't think of for the moment). Amouranth (AKA Kaitlyn Siragusa) is as beautiful in real life as she is in her Hentai form, but she does look different. Regarding Sia Siberia, she appears in iStripper and in here, too, she's very chameleon-like with a strong cosplay persona. However, in this Hentai form she is rather more attractive than in real life. For me (who prefers the more curvy girls) she's too skinny, but her Hentai form is more filled out just enough for me to lust after. On the topic of EP, I'm about to run out of girls to collect. Apart from Orgy Days, are there plans to add any more in the near future? This being said, I appreciate the huge demands on the artists and, for all this, they almost always deliver just the loveliest lineup of girls.

I managed to get Lora in one account (more by good luck than good management) and, before I checked out her stats, I was very pleasantly surprised to find out she was 5 stars. Therefore, I withdrew my criticism of the balance in this event a little. She IS cute, but the script associated with her affection scenes is lame, to say the least. But then lameness is par for the course for Hentai Heroes scripting, even though there are some gloriously funny moments (mostly from the artwork though). Re. her 5 star status, for the same reason I wouldn't feel so bad about having to pay an astronomical amount of kobans to get Amelia. Boohoo there, though, because this is by far the best version of her - very, very cute and looking less like some creature best studied from the perspective of entomology. Anyway, this is all very academic because I suffer from koban deficiency disorder and will do so into the foreseeable future. Still, this event was immensely frustrating in many ways. I hope it's a work in progress because I can suggest one improvement. As with Path of Attraction it ought to be possible to get a sneak preview of future tasks by hovering over the reward icons not yet achieved. This will make it easier to manage priorities for carrying out the tasks, in view of the other competing demands on our attention. Having said this, had I paid more heed, getting Lora would have been a top priority instead of blowing all my energy on Daily Goals only to discover this was the very next task in DP! Perhaps, too, HH might want to discard the task involving completing the fourth reward task in Daily Goals because they always seem to be available long after the Daily Goals have been completed. But that's maybe me because I should leave the Daily Goals tasks until the very end. I'll bear all this in mind, should the event be repeated. Overall, it was worthwhile and I give its continuation the thumbs up.