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2 minutes ago, Daniele said:

I don't know about you, but i play leagues only for the kobans. I don't care if i finish 1st or 28th, i just try to get the best koban rewards i can.
Leagues without rewards would be a pissing contest... just like being the top level club :P

PS. What!? Is this not a golf game??? I thought it was, there are clubs, balls and a lot of holes... Where I ended up!

But the holes here prefer having clubs than balls inside them 😏

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19 hours ago, Daniele said:

I don't know about you, but i play leagues only for the kobans. I don't care if i finish 1st or 28th, i just try to get the best koban rewards i can.
Leagues without rewards would be a pissing contest... just like being the top level club :P

PS. What!? Is this not a golf game??? I thought it was, there are clubs, balls and a lot of holes... Where I ended up!

you forgot to mention "strokes" although in golf less strokes is better where as in sex fewer strokes generally is not good 

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20 hours ago, Chthugha said:

I didn't know you had Dutch players 🤔

Didnt they have Sluimerstand?  Or is he at PW, I actually mix them up sometimes. 😅

 

21 hours ago, Tadataka Kitagaki said:

Are you aware that it is not possible to apply in a club with 40 members, which is why we usually keep our first club at 39/40?

Considering your club being at 21 I can understand the misunderstanding, but you might consider improving member's capacity from 2 to 3 to avoid that issue in the future.

If you need help, we could gladly send one of our players to give you a little boost.

Oh, I get it. Dont worry, it was all in jest. 😄 You guys have all the big guns, I am very aware. When you scroll down you can see a difference in lvl with PW. 

I could improve on that to have a bigger club, but I have 1 slot free for the reason you mentioned and am prioritizing the other upgrades as I have 4 inactive members that Ill kick one by one when new players come in. In the mean time I keep them around in case they accidently start playing again. 

 

That being said, if you really dont know what to do with your ymens anymore feel free to drop some in my club. 😉

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20 hours ago, Daniele said:

I don't know about you, but i play leagues only for the kobans. I don't care if i finish 1st or 28th, i just try to get the best koban rewards i can.
Leagues without rewards would be a pissing contest... just like being the top level club :P

PS. What!? Is this not a golf game??? I thought it was, there are clubs, balls and a lot of holes... Where I ended up!

What I like about this golf game is that the grass is always neatly trimmed. 😄

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41 minutes ago, DHarry said:

Didnt they have Sluimerstand?  Or is he at PW, I actually mix them up sometimes.

You can check that... but it is PW. Sluimer was with the Natural Born Fuckers before they fused with PW.

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1 hour ago, DHarry said:

What I like about this golf game is that the grass is always neatly trimmed. 😄

unless you like it rough:D9_9 and you can also say that about some girls too 

of course there is your hairy jav fetish persons

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Oh god when did this become a golf discussion thread 😂

Here's a new topic to talk about: The Peaceful Warriors have advanced from a friendly dictatorship to a lovely democracy, causing them to be renamed into "The Porn Identity" and "The Porn Supremacy" by public vote. What do you think about it? And will Matt Damon finally join us now?!? So many questions!

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Il y a 5 heures, DHarry a dit :

I could improve on that to have a bigger club, but I have 1 slot free for the reason you mentioned and am prioritizing the other upgrades as I have 4 inactive members that Ill kick one by one when new players come in. In the mean time I keep them around in case they accidently start playing again. 

That being said, if you really dont know what to do with your ymens anymore feel free to drop some in my club. 😉

We will send one of our players from tomorrow to improve member's capacity, so you won't have to kick anyone, then he'll come back to us. Be prepared to accept him.

I would like to come and help you in person, but my status as a club leader prevents me from doing so.

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4 hours ago, Tadataka Kitagaki said:

We will send one of our players from tomorrow to improve member's capacity, so you won't have to kick anyone, then he'll come back to us. Be prepared to accept him.

I would like to come and help you in person, but my status as a club leader prevents me from doing so.

Thats mighty kind of you. I always keep an eye on the request page. 

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4 hours ago, Tadataka Kitagaki said:

We will send one of our players from tomorrow to improve member's capacity, so you won't have to kick anyone, then he'll come back to us. Be prepared to accept him.

I would like to come and help you in person, but my status as a club leader prevents me from doing so.

Great attitude right there! 👍

3 hours ago, _shal_ said:

Shouldn't the minor league club be the Porn Subservience?

Oh, and: Thread title change? ;)

How does one change a thread title? How?!? HOW?!?

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8 hours ago, Z-Wave said:

Oh god when did this become a golf discussion thread 😂

Here's a new topic to talk about: The Peaceful Warriors have advanced from a friendly dictatorship to a lovely democracy, causing them to be renamed into "The Porn Identity" and "The Porn Supremacy" by public vote. What do you think about it? And will Matt Damon finally join us now?!? So many questions!

You should all greet each other with Good Porning! now too. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Alright here we go again with recruiting (I'm not giving up, am I? 😉)

@isi @SonyaVixen @Ichigo-Kun @MaxPain @terumy @Aufid with the club bonus bug fixed now it will be hard to compete in leagues without being in a club that is fully equipped with the right bonus perks. So I happily invite you to join The Porn Identity (former Peaceful Warriors) to enjoy this game together and have a great time around good people. I hope to not annoy you with the tags, and I'm sorry for breaking my word to those I said not to tag anymore. I just feel like now is a very good time to remind you that being in a fully equipped club is the only way to stay competitive, and since you probably will join a club soon, it could just as well be us, right? 😅

To show you how serious we are about this we arranged to be at 39 people at this very moment (please click on the club name to see whether we are 39 since the leaderboard still shows us at 40 on #1 although we're not). We are an open club but restricted to level 365, so you can instantly join us if you are interested. If you find us at 40 people again because somebody else joined already, don't hesitate to contact me here or on Discord at Z-Wave#0952, I'm on all the official HH servers there. Again: We'd love to have you around, but even if you feel like not joining us, I'd recommend you to search for a club that grants you the dearly needed bonuses. Otherwise there's barely a chance to win in leagues anymore...

Have a great time everybody. I hope to see you soon!

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@Ichigo-Kun thanks a lot for your reply! The player terumy was a bit faster and joined us this morning, but don't worry, I just reached out to our community whether we can make a seat available. I try to get you into our first Club "The Porn Identity" which is currently #1 again (as long as a certain other club stays one player short 😉). However, if we can't free a seat in our first club, it's very likely to get you into our second club "The Porn Supremacy" which is currently #6 worldwide. I hope that would be okay with you, too.

Give me 48h to clarify this for you, I hope to see you soon as part of our community. 👍

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@Ichigo-Kun we have a solution and it was much quicker than I expected. The awesome player @Calamity offered to go to The Porn Supremacy basically right away to make space for you. I'm very grateful for how awesome my team is! We're in the transition right now but it might take a couple of hours for the leader of our second club to make space for Calamity first. Just check on The Porn Identity club regularly and once it's down to 39 members you can instantly join (I set it up to open for every player with your level or higher).

We're looking forward to having you! 😀

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